A lady lost her purse in a store.
Finally a boy come to her:
‘Madam here is your purse.’
She looked inside and was confused:
‘How strange! when I lost it,
I had only a Rs-100 note but now I have five 20s!’
The boy replied,
‘That’s because the last time I returned a lady’s purse,
she did not have any change for a reward!’
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