1st friend:
mene 5 star hotel main 50 rupee main pait bhar k khana khaya.

2nd friend:
(herat se) wo kaise?..

1st: yaar bill to 5000 ka bana tha lekin mene paise nahi diye..

2nd: phir?
1st: phir kya hotel walon ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or mein police walon ko 50 rupee de k ghar agaya :-)…