Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a j0b applicant: Agr tmhe pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe opp0site dircti0n me a rahi hain t0?
Applicant:Mein kanta badal dun ga.
Intrviewer:Agr na badal sk0.
Applicant:Mein red signal day dun ga.
Interviewr:agr signal khrab ho?
Applicant:Mein red flag dikha dun ga.
Intrviewr:agr flag na mile to?
Applicnt:Mein apne chotay bhai ko bula lu ga.
Intrviewr: Why?
Aplicnt:Usy train ki takar daikhny ka b0ht shoq ha…..
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