How pakistani Professors speak english:

1. don?t dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

4. All of u stand in a straight circle!

5.Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

7.I hav 3 daughters n all of them r girls…