BAAp bEte Se. .
BEta : mjE yAd nI Aa RaHA K KaBI TuM Ne koI Asa kaM Kia HO Jis SE Mra saR oOnCha HoGyA Ho.”
BEta NE JAvAb dIA DadY Yad kIJyE MeNE Aik bAr apk saR K NEeCHe tEeN TakYe(pilow)RAKhE thE.”;->=P…
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Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan......
- Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan......
- Santaaaj kisine mere baap ko gaali di
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.......
- Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe
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- Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan......
- Tu wadde baap di dhee hain mehngiyan
Tu Wadde Baap Di Dhee Hain, Mehngiyan Gaddiyan Ch Tu Ghumdi Hain, Shok Ne Tere......
- Hum dono ke beech mein tere baap
Hum Dono Ke Beech Mein, Tere Baap Ka Kya Kaam, Jab Do Dilon Ne Ikraar......
- Naazon se paala ma baap ne bahut diya
Naazon Se Paala Ma-Baap Ne.. Bahut Diya Pyar.. Kiya Dher Sa Dulaar Ma-Baap Ne.. Sab......
- Bache desh aur maa baap ka bhavishya hote
Bache Desh Aur Maa-Baap Ka Bhavishya Hote Hain Unse Majduri Karvakar Kyon Apne Bhavishya Ko......
- Ruksati hote hii maa baap kaa ghar bhul
Ruksati Hote Hii Maa-Baap Kaa Ghar Bhul Gayi Bhai Ke Chehron Ko Behano Kii Nazar......
- Bandar ki beti apne baap se boli
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai Beta thoda......
- Baap itne kum marks 2 thappar lagne
Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us......
- Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt
Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan......
- Baap itne kum marks 2 thappar lagne
Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us......
- Shahzada saleemmai apne maa baap ka eklota
Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon, wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan......
- Baap sharab cigarette larkian yeh sab tumhari
Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta. Beta: jo mard apny dushmano......
- Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha
Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi, 1 din......
- Shahzada saleemmai apne maa baap ka eklota
Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon, wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan......
- Baap sharaab cigarette larkiyan ye sab tumhari
Baap: Sharaab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain. Beta: Jo Shakhs Apney......
- Jo shaks roz e juma baap ki qabar ziarat
Jo Shaks Roz-E-Juma BAAP Ki Qabar Ki Ziarat Kary Or Us K Paas Surah YASEEN......
- Sardar ka beta abba mujh ko baaja
Sardar ka beta: Abba Mujh ko baaja dilao Sardar: Nahi tum sab ko tang karo......
- Sardar beta 2 bistar kiun lagay
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon?......
- Gd mrning utho beta ankhen kholo
G??D M?RNING utho beta ankhen kholo Bister choro or abi barish ho rahi ha Plz......
- Oooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnaaaaaaaannnlo baimubarak ho faraz ko beta huwa
Oooaaannn..Oooaaannn.....Oooaaannn......Oooaaannn..AaaaAaaannn..?....... Lo bai..Mubarak ho FARAZ ko beta huwa hai!...
- Munna bhai abay sarkit ye beta
MUNNA BHAI abay sarkit ye beta agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny......
- Memon ka beta apni girl friend k
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap......
- Father jao beta mery liye 1 glas
Father, jao beta mery liye 1 glas pani ly k aao, beta: nahin abu mein......
- Fatherkia baat hai beta kion ro rahe
Father:kia baat hai beta kion ro rahe ho?Mujhe batao main tumhara dost b tu hoon!......
- Fatherkia baat hai beta kion ro rahe
‘Father:kia baat hai beta kion ro rahe ho?Mujhe batao main tumhara dost b tu hoon!......
- Rooh e azan hai bap to beta namaz e deen
Rooh-e-Azan hai Bap to Beta Namaz-e-Deen Masjid ALI ki hai to musalla HUSSAIN ka Jagir-e-Kibria......
- Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta
Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe......
- Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya
Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do.......
- Dada potey sey beta zara ander sey
Dada potey sey: beta zara ander sey mery dant to ley aana. Pota: dada ji......
- Womandoctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya
woman:doctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya!! doctor:english plzzz woman:MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA….:D =))))...
- Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom
Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom k aaya to baap ne pocha kitney paise......
- Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h
Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache......
- Father beta is bar exam main tumhain
Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain Beta: nahi abbu main......
- Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu......
- Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom
Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom k aya to bap ne pocha: kitne paise......
- Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta
Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao......
- Hum tasaver may tojhay apne paas beta
Hum Tasaver May Tojhay Apne Paas Beta Ker Roye~ Tere Tasveer Ko Senay Se Laga......
- Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho
Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
- Height of addiction father beta facebook
Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai........
- Maine tujhse pyaar kiya tere baap ne
Maine Tujhse Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Pita… Maine Tujhse Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap......
- Maan baap hamesha kis ke saath rahate hain
Maan-Baap Hamesha Kis Ke Saath Rahate Hain, Kuchh Samaya Zameen Pe Baki Dil Mein Rahate......
- Mein beti bankar aayi hoon maa baap ke
Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur......
- Baap apne betay se nalaik parhle kabhi
Baap apne betay se: Nalaik parhle kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b......
- Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai
Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba......
- Meri mummy ne kaha hain mujse beta
Meri Mummy Ne Kaha Hain Mujse Beta Mujko Bahu La Do Maine Kaha Mummy Kaha......
- Beta wahi jo burhhaape mein aaraam deta
Beta Wahi, Jo Burhhaape Mein Aaraam Deta Hai Are, Rojgaar To Burhhaape Mein Talaaq Deta......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Beta america se mery liye jawan hone
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol......
- Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle
Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand......
- Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna
Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630......
- Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha
Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo......
- Father beta iss baar exam mein tumhein
Father: beta, iss baar exam mein tumhein 90% number lene hain. Son: nahe abu! Iss......
- Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt
Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . .......