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mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:......
- Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm......
- Beta papa main ghr chor k ja
Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara ho
Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de......
- Sir apka beta cigarette pita hai aap
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi.? SON......
- Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa
MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR:......
- Beta mama ye pregnant kya hota hai
Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai? Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain. Next......
- Baap beta kahe jaa rahe the
BaAp BeTa KaHe JaA RaHe ThE BaAp Ne PoChA BeTa PaIdAl ChAlE Ya BuS MaI......
- Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash Fatafat Hurry up Jaldi Quickly Come on yar......
- Santa aaj mera beta first class me
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI......
- Nani amma beta jb tme khansi
Nani Amma : beta jb tme khansi aaye toh munh pe hath rkh liya kro.......
- Ker le beta aashki fhoote tere
Ker Le Beta Aashki ….. Fhoote Tere Karam……. Rota Rahega Her Ghadi…. Royega Aagle Janam……....
- Maa ko kya pyara beta dulara baap
Maa Ko Kya Pyara Beta Dulara Baap Kaa Sahara Beta Dulara Bacha Kaun Duniya Main......
- Memon ka beta girl friend k
MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay......
- Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa
MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR:......
- Beta apne baap se papa kia aap
beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he.......
- Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON......
- Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail
Sardar ka beta 5th class se fail ho ke 4th mein aaya. 4th se 3rd........
- Miss to sardar aap ka beta bari
Miss To Sardar: Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein Warna Mein......
- Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya. Sardar: Hun minu Abba na boleen!......
- Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?......
- Le beta 3 popular larkion k number
Le beta 3 popular larkion k Number Bilqees Edhi 03339200068 surf excel wali dadi 03215659217......
- Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa
PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis......
- Le beta market me naya chichor pan
Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha le sun, … Jitna b chaho......
- Bhoot ka beta apni mom se khush
Bhoot ka Beta Apni Mom Se Khush Ho K Bola: ‘Mom,Me Kitna Drowna Hoon Na?......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath
Sheikh ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Ghar aya to Baap ne Pocha:......
- Oooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnaaaaaaaannnlo baimubarak ho faraz ko beta huwa
Oooaaannn..Oooaaannn.....Oooaaannn......Oooaaannn..AaaaAaaannn..?....... Lo bai..Mubarak ho FARAZ ko beta huwa hai!...
- Munna bhai abay sarkit ye beta
MUNNA BHAI abay sarkit ye beta agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny......
- Memon ka beta apni girl friend k
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap......
- Rooh e azan hai bap to beta namaz e deen
Rooh-e-Azan hai Bap to Beta Namaz-e-Deen Masjid ALI ki hai to musalla HUSSAIN ka Jagir-e-Kibria......
- Hum tasaver may tojhay apne paas beta
Hum Tasaver May Tojhay Apne Paas Beta Ker Roye~ Tere Tasveer Ko Senay Se Laga......
- Height of addiction father beta facebook
Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai........