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Shared by : Saquib On : April 27, 2015

Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..

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Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar

Dekh…… ;->…

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    98. Hello! how r u? kaise ho? kya haal hain? kaise mizaaj hain! tabiyat theek hai! khush ho? . . . . . kuch nahi. Ye jumle to phone par kahe jate hain:->…

  98. Which part of a mans body has

    99. Which Part Of A Man?s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making LOVE It?s HEART.. …

  99. Piss the taking is someone that realise

    100. Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!…

  100. Pls remind me 2 u about remindin

    101. Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot! …

  101. Love is a mamory thats naver fads

    102. love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s from ur touchi emotional……….

  102. A simple logic humaneatworksleep enjoy donkeyeatworksleep

    103. A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey…

  103. In a bath room boy touches girl

    104. In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty…

  104. Kuch log thodi der karte hain 2 3

    105. Kuch log thodi der karte hain?. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai?. unka? Mobile Charge?! …

  105. Have you ever rearrange the letters

    106. Have You Ever Rearrange the Letters … " M O T H E R I N L A W " It Would Come As " W O M A N H I T L E R " ;-> :d…

  106. Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

    107. Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi!;-) …

  107. 5 inch ka hai size normal

    108. 5 inch ka hai / / / Size normal hai / / / Mazboot hai / / / Ziada mota bi nahi hai / / / 2 larkian dekh chuki hain / / / Lena hai to bolo / / / Mera NOKIA N96…

  108. Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

    109. A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

  109. Kitna bara hai mera

    110. Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

  110. chooss chooss chooss

    111. chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

  111. TERi lita k lu?

    112. TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

  112. A girl sitting in examination

    113. A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

  113. Shut Up”’

    114. Shut Up”’ S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4 u U=u alwayz in my mind P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……

  114. MERA NAAM SMS# 1043

    115. Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut bus ab le lo kiya bhala MERA NAAM

  115. i am ur colgate

    116. I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colgate

  116. Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

    117. Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se… ;-> K??P SMiLiNG …

  117. Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

    118. A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

  118. This cat is a good way to

    119. This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! …

  119. 16 saal 25

    120. 16 saal (.)=(.) 25 saal ( . )=( . ) 36 saal ( . )=( . ) kia samjhe? hamesha ghalat hi sochna Zyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lagega!!!…

  120. Ur best unforgetable so cute great

    121. Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

  121. Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

    122. Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi!;-) …

  122. I love you k speling

    123. I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

  123. Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

    124. Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “P-YAAR” . . . …

  124. Hello hi how r u

    125. HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

  125. I love you k speling

    126. I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

  126. Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai

    127. Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan ki . . . . . . JAAN hy tu pagal !! Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)…

  127. Raat ko hamaisha

    128. Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

  128. Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

    129. Doc:Tabyat kc he ab Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he Doc: dawai khali thi kya Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi Doc:I mean dawai le li thi Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi […]

  129. Lets plan for a movie 2day

    130. Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho, Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga …

  130. Road per khri hui orat jo

    131. Road pEr kHri Hui Orat Jo hEr Car wALay Rokay

  131. Master ji to class baccho

    132. Master Ji To Class – ?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?. 1 Girl – ?Master Ji, Nikal Ke Dikhayein? Master Ji – ?Baith Ja Beti. Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai? …

  132. At 1st a little nibble a slow amp

    133. AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EDD…HOW DO U EAT URS…

  133. Kafi der tak wo apnay hath se

    134. KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU, . . . AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA… . . . TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!…

  134. Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

    135. Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki goli lu…

  135. Woh kya hai jise agay se karna

    136. Woh kya hai jise agay se karna zaruri hota hai, aur peechhe se karna faeda-mand (beneficial) hota hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! TEETH BRUSH KARNA;-)…

  136. Aik ganda msg sunaon aik larka

    137. Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik larka hota hy, . . . . . . . . wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-) …

  137. Hold her by waist keep ur

    138. Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips… Against Her Lips & Drink Sprite. Laga Na Lemon Ka Jhatka?…

  138. A little girl whn askd her name

    139. A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter” Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-“I’m Jenifer David” The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said “Aren’t U Mr. David’s Daughter?” Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied “I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I’m […]

  139. Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

    140. Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai…

  140. Height of double meaning a dad

    141. Height of double meaning: A Dad went to school to get son?s report card. Busy Madam: Abhi nahi. Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta. Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi. Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein? Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad. …

  141. How do u express two words wid

    142. How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Happily Married. . . ;->…

  142. Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

    143. Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye […]

  143. Line marne k bht se trike hai

    144. Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.kachi pencil se. 2.paki pencil se. Hahahahaha…

  144. Road pe jate huwe khalon leather k

    145. Road pe jate huwe KHALON (leather) k dher ko dekh k main ne socha batao kia? ? Socho yar so simple ?KHAL MAIN KABHI BAKRI THI? …

  145. Qwhich part of female body is the

    146. Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it? Answr: ? EYE!? But i love the way u think. …

  146. Jin kay pass hota hay woo hath

    147. jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay. jin kay pass nahi hota wo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hain. Batao kia? dirty mind, its tooth brush….

  147. Beautiful quotethere iz nothing greater dan parents

    148. Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and bcome parents. Think different Do different:-D…..

  148. Kisi railway track per apun ki life

    149. Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi. >>MaGr saALA Paki

  149. If god gave me 24hrs b4 death

    150. If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death I’LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u U must b thinkin abt last 5mins us me mei tmhara b gala daba doga…

  150. Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon bund

    151. Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar…..

  151. To know a person walk a

    152. To Know A Person Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . . Than Than What. . . He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . Just Runnn . . . ;-> …

  152. Life is difficult full of trials sorrowspains

    153. Life is difficult, full of trials, sOrrows,pains, "ups n downs" bt if u fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & say, "Shukar hai kisi ne dekha nahi "…

  153. Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

    154. Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF 5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo Monthly Salary! …

  154. Pappu ki maa choo chooriyan

    155. pAppu ki maa ki choo . . . . . . . chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to gand . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . gandi mat karna wapis deni hen. . . =P ;->…

  155. What comes down but never goes up

    156. whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD? . . . Ok . . . oH Its RAIN…!…

  156. Once lalu and mallika went hunting jab

    157. Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ? . . . . . Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->…

  157. Choot choot ab gai soap

    158. Choot . . CHOOT . . Choot . . CHOOT . . Choot . . CHOOT . . Choot . . CHOOT . . CHOOT Ab GAI SOAP k baray pack par 10 Rs ki "CHOOT" DIRTY MIND :->…

  158. Shadi say pehlay boy atlast wo

    159. Shadi say pehlay, Boy: Atlast wo din agaya, Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay? Boy: No way aisa sochna b mat Girl: Wil u kiss me? Boy: Yes Girl: Tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi? Boy: No not at all Girl: do u love me? Boy: Yes dear Girl: Oh dear!! Shadi k […]

  159. Diagram in a book was not clear

    160. Diagram in a book was not clear.. So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced “Dont look at a book Figure, Look at my Figure!!” ;-> …

  160. Punctuation power an english professor wrote

    161. PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All the males wrote: “A Woman, widout her man, is nothing” While, All females wrote: “A Woman ! without her, man is nothng”. 😀 tXt _/”_K죣

  161. Apne 2 hi shoq hen 1

    162. Apne 2 hi shoq hen. 1. AchhA khana. OR 2. AAp ki bajana. NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone. But i like the way u think :-)…

  162. Crime doesnt pay does that

    163. Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

  163. Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to

    164. Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he- phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen- lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata. ATM CARD atm […]

  164. Two friendz talking meri shadi

    165. Two Friendz TaLkinG. – Meri shadi hogai. * O ye to acha hoa. – Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai. * O ye to bura hoa. – Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai. * O ye to acha hoa. – Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti. * Ye to bura hoa. […]

  165. Techar bangali student se is jumle

    166. TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo “My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.” BAngALi: “HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->…

  166. She was all alone in the home

    167. sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL. THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY… AND SAID… . . . “ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!”…

  167. Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu

    168. Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu, Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu, Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu, chali aa chali aa . . . . . Oye I am talking abt electricity!…

  168. I as a doc give up

    169. I as a Doc give up I cant bear it any more I tried everything 2make ur brain work but failed u won! I admit . . . . . Donkeys r really invincible!!!…

  169. Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

    170. Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away! Guess what? . . . […]

  170. Can v do romance in the evening

    171. Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"…