Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na
Akele me krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p…
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- Kitnay mukhtasir se waqt k liye aye
Kitnay mukhtasir se waqt k liye aye thay hm jahan me K aatay huy azan......
- Husband k mrnay next day wife ne
Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil......
- Mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira
mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon ‘meriii’ teray lai inna e kafi hai......
- Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua
Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye, dost Suna hai wo geelay kapray......
- Lady doctor pagal patient se mera dupatta
Lady doctor pagal patient se: Mera Dupatta Utaro Pagal : Ok Ldy doc: Ab Meri......
- A girl ask to qari sb wo
A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or......
- Q batao larki sb se ziada
Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . .......
- 3 college girls apis mein batein
3 College girls apis mein batein kar rahi hain.. 1st Girl: HATH mein lo, to......
- Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or
Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum? Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun......
- 1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko
1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera......
- Wo kon sa time hota hy
wo kon sa time hota hy jo mard ko 10 mint me thaka dyta hy......
- Aik larki professor kay room may enter
Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay......
- Question bivi ke jism me
Question : bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti......
- Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na
Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil......
- 1 larka larki se puchta hai k
1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka......
- Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata
Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? .......
- Yad karo wo din jab tum ne
Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora......
- Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch
Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush......
- Pehle kiss kro pir palang per
PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH......
- Is suhany mosam me tumhara sath ho
Is Suhany Mosam me Tumhara Sath ho Garm Bistar me Kambal urhy Tum pas ho......
- Wo kiya hai jis pe agar
‘Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA......
- February ko valentines day hota hai
February ko Valentine’s Day hota Hai! Aur 14 November ko Children Day. Dono Dates mein......
- Girl aaj rose day hai na
Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum......