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Shared by : Saquib On : December 23, 2016

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,

Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;

Cigarete k Dhuwai’n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->…

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    99. Shadi say pehlay, Boy: Atlast wo din agaya, Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay? Boy: No way aisa sochna b mat Girl: Wil u kiss me? Boy: Yes Girl: Tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi? Boy: No not at all Girl: do u love me? Boy: Yes dear Girl: Oh dear!! Shadi k […]

  99. Can v do romance in the evening

    100. Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"…

  100. Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

    101. Doc:Tabyat kc he ab Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he Doc: dawai khali thi kya Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi Doc:I mean dawai le li thi Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi […]

  101. Which part of a mans body has

    102. Which Part Of A Man?s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making LOVE It?s HEART.. …

  102. Pls remind me 2 u about remindin

    103. Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot! …

  103. Love is a mamory thats naver fads

    104. love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s from ur touchi emotional……….

  104. A simple logic humaneatworksleep enjoy donkeyeatworksleep

    105. A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey…

  105. Im not under d affluence of incohol

    106. Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get …

  106. Last night i wanted to send u

    107. Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down… …

  107. I have the quotiquoti quotlquoti quotoquoti quotvquoti

    108. I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"… so pls …

  108. This cat is a good way to

    109. This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! …

  109. Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

    110. A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

  110. Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

    111. Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se… ;-> K??P SMiLiNG …

  111. Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

    112. A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

  112. chooss chooss chooss

    113. chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

  113. TERi lita k lu?

    114. TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

  114. Shut Up”’

    115. Shut Up”’ S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4 u U=u alwayz in my mind P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……

  115. MERA NAAM SMS# 1043

    116. Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut bus ab le lo kiya bhala MERA NAAM

  116. Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai

    117. Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan ki . . . . . . JAAN hy tu pagal !! Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)…

  117. I love you k speling

    118. I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

  118. Hello hi how r u

    119. HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

  119. Kuch nahi keh dya na yar

    120. KUCH NAHI keh dya na KUCH NAHI YAR kya ho gaya? KUCH NAHI hai PACHHTAO ge TUM! Bohat DHEET ho! Ab shauK se padho "KUCH NAHI"…

  120. Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

    121. Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi!;-) …

  121. 5 inch ka hai size normal

    122. 5 inch ka hai / / / Size normal hai / / / Mazboot hai / / / Ziada mota bi nahi hai / / / 2 larkian dekh chuki hain / / / Lena hai to bolo / / / Mera NOKIA N96…

  122. Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

    123. Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se… ;-> K??P SMiLiNG …

  123. Ur best unforgetable so cute great

    124. Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

  124. Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

    125. Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi!;-) …

  125. I love you k speling

    126. I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

  126. Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

    127. Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “P-YAAR” . . . …

  127. Raat ko hamaisha

    128. Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

  128. Once lalu and mallika went hunting jab

    129. Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ? . . . . . Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->…

  129. Doctor mrs taniya good news for you

    130. Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you! Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya! Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you! :D…

  130. Beautiful quotethere iz nothing greater dan parents

    131. Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and bcome parents. Think different Do different:-D…..

  131. Kisi railway track per apun ki life

    132. Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi. >>MaGr saALA Paki

  132. Height of double meaning a dad

    133. Height of double meaning: A Dad went to school to get son?s report card. Busy Madam: Abhi nahi. Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta. Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi. Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein? Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad. …

  133. Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

    134. Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai…

  134. A little girl whn askd her name

    135. A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter” Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-“I’m Jenifer David” The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said “Aren’t U Mr. David’s Daughter?” Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied “I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I’m […]

  135. At 1st a little nibble a slow amp

    136. AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EDD…HOW DO U EAT URS…

  136. Kafi der tak wo apnay hath se

    137. KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU, . . . AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA… . . . TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!…

  137. Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

    138. Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki goli lu…

  138. Jin kay pass hota hay woo hath

    139. jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay. jin kay pass nahi hota wo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hain. Batao kia? dirty mind, its tooth brush….

  139. Qwhich part of female body is the

    140. Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it? Answr: ? EYE!? But i love the way u think. …

  140. Road pe jate huwe khalon leather k

    141. Road pe jate huwe KHALON (leather) k dher ko dekh k main ne socha batao kia? ? Socho yar so simple ?KHAL MAIN KABHI BAKRI THI? …

  141. Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon

    142. Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To Woh Kaise? Ldka Ldki Se Kehta Hello Madam – – PAPPI TA DO…

  142. Girls college k bahar chaat wale ko

    143. Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. . Chaat Wala: Ek Minute . . . Larki: Jaldi Se Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai. . ;->…

  143. May kitna tm pay marta hun aur

    144. May kitna tm pay marta hun Aur kitni mohabat krta hon Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon Tm chupky sy ajati ho Aur aky mjhy behkati ho Na jany kiya smjhati ho Aur apny pas bulati ho Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan! Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka. […]

  144. Lovely question wapda walay din me

    145. \LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se? Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai? Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay? Main Light ki baat kr raha hon, Reply zarOR krna jan|x. …

  145. Lets plan for a movie 2day

    146. Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho, Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga …

  146. How do u express two words wid

    147. How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Happily Married. . . ;->…

  147. Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

    148. Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye […]

  148. Line marne k bht se trike hai

    149. Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.kachi pencil se. 2.paki pencil se. Hahahahaha…

  149. Woh kya hai jise agay se karna

    150. Woh kya hai jise agay se karna zaruri hota hai, aur peechhe se karna faeda-mand (beneficial) hota hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! TEETH BRUSH KARNA;-)…

  150. Aik ganda msg sunaon aik larka

    151. Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik larka hota hy, . . . . . . . . wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-) …

  151. Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

    152. Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away! Guess what? . . . […]

  152. Apne 2 hi shoq hen 1

    153. Apne 2 hi shoq hen. 1. AchhA khana. OR 2. AAp ki bajana. NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone. But i like the way u think :-)…

  153. Punctuation power an english professor wrote

    154. PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All the males wrote: “A Woman, widout her man, is nothing” While, All females wrote: “A Woman ! without her, man is nothng”. 😀 tXt _/”_K죣

  154. Diagram in a book was not clear

    155. Diagram in a book was not clear.. So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced “Dont look at a book Figure, Look at my Figure!!” ;-> …

  155. To know a person walk a

    156. To Know A Person Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . . Than Than What. . . He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . Just Runnn . . . ;-> …

  156. Life is difficult full of trials sorrowspains

    157. Life is difficult, full of trials, sOrrows,pains, "ups n downs" bt if u fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & say, "Shukar hai kisi ne dekha nahi "…

  157. Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

    158. Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF 5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo Monthly Salary! …

  158. Pappu ki maa choo chooriyan

    159. pAppu ki maa ki choo . . . . . . . chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to gand . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . gandi mat karna wapis deni hen. . . =P ;->…

  159. I as a doc give up

    160. I as a Doc give up I cant bear it any more I tried everything 2make ur brain work but failed u won! I admit . . . . . Donkeys r really invincible!!!…

  160. She was all alone in the home

    161. sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL. THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY… AND SAID… . . . “ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!”…

  161. Techar bangali student se is jumle

    162. TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo “My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.” BAngALi: “HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->…

  162. Hold her by waist keep ur

    163. Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips… Against Her Lips & Drink Sprite. Laga Na Lemon Ka Jhatka?…

  163. Aj hum aap se dil ki baat

    164. Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-) MAIN Aap Se Bohat:-) PIY…:-* Piya…:-O PIYARA HON….

  164. If god gave me 24hrs b4 death

    165. If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death I’LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u U must b thinkin abt last 5mins us me mei tmhara b gala daba doga…

  165. Baap ki aulad hai to niche dekh

    166. Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh.. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar Dekh…… ;->…

  166. Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon bund

    167. Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar…..

  167. Crime doesnt pay does that

    168. Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

  168. Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to

    169. Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he- phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen- lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata. ATM CARD atm […]

  169. Two friendz talking meri shadi

    170. Two Friendz TaLkinG. – Meri shadi hogai. * O ye to acha hoa. – Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai. * O ye to bura hoa. – Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai. * O ye to acha hoa. – Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti. * Ye to bura hoa. […]

  170. What comes down but never goes up

    171. whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD? . . . Ok . . . oH Its RAIN…!…