Master Ji To Class –
?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.
1 Girl – ?Master Ji,
Nikal Ke Dikhayein?
Master Ji – ?Baith Ja Beti.
Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?
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