Aurtoon ki khuli he…
Or mardoon ki bund he.
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Double sawari yar..
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- Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain
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- Pehly hath mein lo phir mou me
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- Acha howa tu khudi ka charcha
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- A leaf which falls from d tree
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- Ehsas na ker in jazb0 ka nzr0
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- Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha
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- Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay
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- Height of double meaning a dad
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- Garmi ki waja se bhenson ne doodh
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- Larka mujhy uss jaga hath lagao
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- 3 college girls apis mein batein
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- Kamsin to nahi th bharpoor jawaan thi
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- Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon
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- v ye ly ab
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- Girljanu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi
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- Agr apko 22 saal ki larki jhuk
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- Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko
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- When a mango is yellow its ready
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- Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na
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- College wali tight hoti hai office pheeki
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- Girl bas b karo boy kuch
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- Btao wo kya chez ha jo to
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- Woh soti rahi main karta raha
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- Is suhany mosam me tumhara sath ho
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- Hont jab hont say milay to kya
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- Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me
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- School mein 1 fail student k papa
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