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2. Woh kya hai k jiss liye tum

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4. How did bruce lee die

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5. Which department have great loss due to

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6. What came first the chicken or egg

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7. Do you know why the spelling of

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8. Do you know the meaning of bmw

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9. Teacher a c kisi jaga ka nam

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10. How to make one million rupees in

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11. Once bread and butter were travelling by

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12. Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein

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13. Q tum parindo k bare mein

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14. Do u know which is d oldest

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15. Doesnt calvin klein sell raw materialcloth y

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16. Q which day is stronger the

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17. Passengerbhai kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho

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18. Teacher y are majority of south

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19. Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1

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20. Do u knw glass tootey to kya

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21. What do dentists call their x ray

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22. Pata ha hum chlormint kyu khate hai

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23. Khushi meri talash main yunhi phirti rahi

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24. Q if some 1 falls in love

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26. Describe each of the followng in 1

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27. Truth dayaaj aisa sach kaho mere bare

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28. Nicknames bring frnds closer so send

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29. Face testq1 what do you find on

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30. Today is name changing dayso agar mera

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31. Appeeltamam mobile use krny waly allah sy

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32. Reply is mustagar mohabbat rooh se pyar

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33. Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

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34. This is very service but only for

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35. Muje 1 award deny ka chance mily

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36. Kabi achank chopkey se tandi raton men

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37. Please see these 15 words by dosti

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38. Salaam may brother kia hal ap sab

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39. Courage is not the towering oak that

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40. Gsg pukaar hukmarano ye dolat b lay

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41. Dear user last week we uploaded new

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44. Koi bi larki ager dosti kerna chahe

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45. Agar koe cute smart girl muj say

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46. Mujay aik achi naik aur cute girl

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47. Aaj kel k katel ketna masoom haan

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48. Aaj to saaly aur behnoi ka cricket

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49. Salam my sweeto kia hall hainishallah ap

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50. Salam ya ali madad new shia

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51. Shadi se pehly larkian barat wale din

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52. Why smart people always say they

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53. Good friend comes 2 visit u in

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54. Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai

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55. Meri her saans mein tum ho meri

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56. Aik pathan raat ko khana kha raha

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57. Dil main tum dharkan aankhon saanso

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58. Arz kia hy dil hy sacha

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59. Balon me hath phair k pucha usne

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60. Dabbay me dabba cake wah lotay

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61. Ek swal bap ny apni beti ko

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62. Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

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63. Aissy mulk ka naam batay jis me

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64. Pakistan k aese city ka name batay

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65. Ye keh ker aaaj us se bhi

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66. Helo my name is hassan i m

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67. If you are a girl till zero

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68. Agr mery bary main koi ap sy

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69. Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins

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70. Qhow m i by nature a

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71. Jab zakham dehekne wale hon or khushbo

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72. Zufiqar mirza kehta hai ke jab

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73. Tum mere 7 hum tere asman b

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74. Ab darindon se na haywano dar lgta

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75. Badshah mahmood ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz

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76. Achy dost banao q k insan ki

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77. Hindu asks muslim hum murdon ko jalate

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78. Naseeb teri nigah jis ko dhondti haidua

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79. Aag jo dil main lagi hai osy

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80. There will be little rubs and disappointments

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81. I know u think broke my heart

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82. No life ever grows great until it

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83. Cute one if u read my

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84. Advise to all the girls do

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85. Lut gaye hum sari bazar yaro

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86. Bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na

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87. Kehna cahti hon keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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88. fact the biggest internet lie

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89. Main chand sitaron se tera zikr karoon

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90. Aap apne saare riste kisi se v

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91. A very naughty ans given by a

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92. What is dua d dil se

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93. An inspiring fact if you can

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94. It hearts when heart breaks whn luv

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95. Speak not my tears neither open fears

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96. Theres one sad truth in life ive

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97. Why humain agar koi cheez

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98. Bethey thy hum khyal me k achanak

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99. Dusro ke bhare me batain toh karte

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100. Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie

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101. Ham allah ke batay hove kisi rasty

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102. 1 kia aap pani k andar roa

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