My fren wanted a boat more than anything.
His wyf refused, but he bought one anyway.
“I’ll tell u wat,†he told her. “In d spirit of compromise, I’ll let u name d boat.†Being a good sport, she accepted. Wen d husbnd went 2 d dock 4 d maiden voyage, dis is d name he saw painted on d side: “FOR SALE.â€
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