I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
“Amazing..66 years!” I said.
“What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”
“Well, It’s like this…The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.”
I responded, “Does that really work?”
“Oh, yes” he said proudly…”66 years, and so far, not one big decision!”…
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