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Shared by : Saquib On : February 10, 2019

Wo kia cheez hay

Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti

Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.

Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??

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  93. Wife i have changed my mind

    94. !Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?? …

  94. Airport pe patnidekhowo couple kiss karte hue

    95. AIRPORT Pe- Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai. Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi…..

  95. 1admi dosto ki mehfil

    96. 1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil

  96. Acc0rdng 2 bs cs studnt there are

    97. Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt… There are basically “7 TYPES” OF GIRLS: 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREENSAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6.MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks […]

  97. Wife mein jab gaana gaati hoon toh

    98. Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho? Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon …

  98. 1 aurat ne akhbar me prha k

    99. 1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na? Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga ! …

  99. 1 ghar mein twins paida huwe to

    100. 1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain….

  100. Apple is now working to make an

    101. Apple is now working to make an “i-wife” Slim design, beauty with brain and, most important, a mute button…! . . . . . . . Booking full till 2020 ;)…

  101. Aik dolatmand admi shadeed bimaar tha jab

    102. Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay, Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro. Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON. Wife:NAHI, , ,! Nahi, , ,!!! Tum Aj […]

  102. 1st friend my wife converted me to

    103. 1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….

  103. Wife janu batao tum mujhse kitna

    104. Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar krtay ho Husband : bahut zyada Wife : phir b kitna Hsbnd : itna k dil chah raha hai tumhari jesi 1 aur le Aaun.. …

  104. Chintu papa whats the difference between mothers

    105. Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)…

  105. How wives call their husbandz in first

    106. HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ: 1st Yr… AG 2nd Yr..OG 3rd Yr… SuNTeY HOo 4th Yr… BuNTy K BaPUu 5th Yr… MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo 6th Yr… KaHA MaR GayE 7th Yr… AaP AatY HOo K My AaO……

  106. Million copies of a new book sold

    107. MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)”:-P…

  107. Ek aurat apni saheli se boli

    108. Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya Saheli : kya wo phle ghareeb thy Aurat : nahi phle wo carorepati thy …

  108. Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj

    109. Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia…? =P =D…

  109. Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti

    110. Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti 1 din shohar kehne laga. Begum hum dono jannati hai. Bv boli. Wo kese? Wo esy k tum mujhe dekh kr khuda ka shukar aada krti ho Aur mai tumhai dekh kr sabar krta ho Shukar krne wala aur sabar krne wala dono jannati hai.:-)…

  110. A man inserted an add in the

    111. A man inserted an ‘add’ in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."…

  111. Aghwaa baraye taawan ki ek khabr parh

    112. Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha – “Agr Koi Mjhe Aghwa Tou Tum Ktna Ta’awan Doge …?” Shohar- “Ta’awan Ya Inaam …” ;->…

  112. The secret for a successful marriage

    113. The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: “The Work-Shop…!!” . . . . . The Husband Works & The Wife Shops.. =D ;)…

  113. Man asks wife what would you

    114. Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave You Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won $10 , Here’s $5 Now Get Lost … =P =D …

  114. I met a man who had been

    115. I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?” “Well, It’s like this…The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.” I responded, “Does that really work?” “Oh, yes” he said proudly…”66 years, and […]

  115. Shohr bv se hata lo apne

    116. Shohr bV sE: “HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA! . . . Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr DuNgA!!!”:- …

  116. Long ago men who sacrificed their love

    117. Long ago Men who sacrificed their Love & youth their parents their identity their laughter n happiness were called SAINTS But. . . . Now they r called HUSBANDS…

  117. Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

    118. Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

  118. Dosti Karo College wali se,

    119. Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, ��..aur maar khao ger wali se

  119. Wife i will die husband i also wife why

    120. Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta …

  120. Wife called her husband honeywhere

    121. Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank. Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband : Sorry, I meant I was . . . . at the “bank” of a river. […]

  121. Husbnd kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha

    122. Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then Again He Asks, Wife: Nahi Kaha. Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D…

  122. Wife suno ji doctor ne mujhe

    123. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas…..

  123. Wife acha batao car main ghomata hai

    124. Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!! Husband: KON MAIN? Wife: NAHI HUMARA NAYA PAROSI …

  124. A fact about women they can see

    125. A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car…..

  125. Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to

    126. Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ;->…

  126. Man 2 psychiatrist aisa kya kiya

    127. Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio se khush rahe? Psychiatrist kaan me bola: khamoshi se tv-cables kaat di jaye;->…

  127. Wife wherever we keep d money

    128. Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch! …

  128. Difference between poetry lecture any

    129. Difference between POETRY & LECTURE Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is “Lecture”…

  129. Man 1 i notice dat ur wife

    130. Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->…

  130. Darling SMS# 88

    131. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]

  131. Husband 2 wife did u have

    132. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent …… Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

  132. Husband or wife ghomane gayeraste me gadha

    133. husband or wife ghomane gaye.raste me gadha ghaskha raha tha, wife boli;,wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai salam karo, husband bola salam susar g

  133. Every man desperately needs a wife

    134. Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God or Government.

  134. Hasband tum shadi say pehly aur baad

    135. Hasband: Tum shadi say pehly aur baad kisa feel karti ho Wife: Koi Faraq nahi, Hasband: Ye kisa ho sakta hai Wife: Nokia 5510 k sath…….

  135. Bv apne shohar tareef kb krti hy

    136. “B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy” 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye “Kia Matlab” Admi ne Pocha Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye.

  136. How woman calls their husband in first

    137. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

  137. Shadi k pehly din husbnd mobile me

    138. Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha tha . 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal bad Home 2 sal bad Hitler 4 sal bad . . . Wrong no.

  138. Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

    139. Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai, . . . Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. 🙂

  139. On weekend night wife in romantic mood

    140. On Weekend Night, WIFE In Romantic Mood: Aaj Muje Rassi Se Bandh Do Or Jo Karna Chaho Kr Lo. Husband Ne Usay Bandha Or Dosto K Sath Ghoomne Chala Gaya (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Prince”

  140. Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

    141. Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

  141. Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola

    142. Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’ Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli, ‘Aap Kia Samjhy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti.

  142. Husband roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho

    143. Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se Mughal Steel k sariye nikalwane hai

  143. Wife what is so interesting in me

    144. Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

  144. Whats the difference between a male lawyer

    145. What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The JUDGE

  145. Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

    146. Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai. Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai. Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir […]

  146. Wife aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti

    147. Wife: Aapko meri Khoobsurati zayada Achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi??? Husband: Mujhe to tumhari ye Mazaaq ki Aadat bohot Achi lagti hay. .* r O c K I N G…..

  147. wife kal jo bekari

    148. *. . .Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband : kyu ? Wife : mene usa kal khana dya aur aaj usne mjha aik kitab girft kr di Husbnd : kon c ? Wife : khana pakana ki. . .*:-D r O c K I N G….. . . . […]

  148. 1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi us

    149. 1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein jharoo don gi to tum bolna k ammi rehne dein mein de deta hon. Is tarah isko sharm æy gi.. Jab saas jhaaro dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hon. Us pe dulhan boli keh is mein larne […]

  149. wife janu ek puppy do

    150. *. . .Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na. Pathan: Uff Farmaish Dekho…. Ghar mein khane ko Paise nahi hain aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye. . .* rOcKINGSsS, , , ,

  150. Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

    151. Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or kya? Husbnd: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pe .

  151. Apne sashur ka dulaara hum hain apni

    152. APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUM HAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUM HAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

  152. Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi

    153. Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

  153. Wife to husband stop looking at girls

    154. Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i’m on diet, i can’t even look at the menu.

  154. Shoharbv se munna kabse ro kar halkan

    155. Shohar:BV se munna kabse ro ro kar halkan horha ha ise loori suna k sula kyun nhi deti? BV: Loori de kr sulati hoon to parosi kehte hain k munNe ko hi rone do!…

  155. Wifetum ny kahbi socha hai k meri

    156. Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?? Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta? …

  156. Husband dear tumhari neck par ajeeb si

    157. Husband: dear tumhari neck par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay. Wife:Wo kiya? Husband:Tumhara ?moun? …

  157. Man to doctor every night my wife

    158. Man To Doctor- Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone Who Proposes Her. Doctor-Relax & Calm Down & Now Tell Which Bar ?? …

  158. A ouple drove for everal miles not

    159. A ?ouple Drove For ?everal Miles, Not ?aying A Word As They Passed A ?arnyard Θf Mules & Donkeys, Wife; Relatives Θf Ψours .! Husband: Yep, My In-Laws?! …

  159. Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

    160. Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!! …

  160. A small argument betwn couple turns violent

    161. A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out. Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse! …

  161. Faqir bibi ji ap k pas kisi

    162. Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya….

  162. A recently fired stock trader said

    163. A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

  163. Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late

    164. admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  164. Man sir my wife is missing postmasterbhai

    165. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

  165. Wifewo samne jo admi drink ker raha

    166. Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pi raha hay! Husband:Wow! itni lambi celebration!

  166. Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash

    167. Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dekhty,., HUSB;Ager tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty…

  167. Toufani barish me rat ko shop pr

    168. toufani barish me rat ko shop pr 1 admi pizza lene aya . SHOPKEEPER : Aap shadi shuda hen ? ADMI : Iss tufani barish me kya meri maa mujhe pizza lene bhjegi .

  168. Husbandaaj weekend hai main relax hona chahta

    169. Husband: Aaj Weekend hai main Relax Hona Chahta Hon Es Liay 3Ticket Laya hon Movie k Wife: 3 Q Hum to 2 Hn Husband:1 TumharaorBaqi 2Tumhare Ami Abu ki.

  169. Husband asks do you know the meaning

    170. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

  170. Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian

    171. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha