Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay






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Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey kalmuhi jab sochegi bura hi sochegi, ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche aagya ho.,.,.,.,
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=larkio ki Zndgi ‘Lambi’ ‘Haseen’ ‘Hansti’ ‘Muskurati’ & Tension se Azaad Q hoti hy..? . . . . .=Very simple = Q K larkio ki koi B.V nhi hoti.
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Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar Torr Nahi Saktay? Shohr: (Pyar se) Tera botha…;-)
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Question: Pyaar Kr K Shadi Krni Chahiye Ya Shadi Kr K Pyaar? ? Answer: Shadi Kr K Pyaar Krna Chahiye Lekin Is Ki Khabar Biwi Ko Nahi Honi Chahiye 🙂
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Bin tyry shehr ka shehr veran rehta hy, Bichar k tuj sy har rasta sunsan rehta hy, Wo tujy tuj sy ziyada peyar karta hy, Jo aksar tery samny anjan rehta hy.@.
Husband or wife mein jhagra hua, to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kia: Ammi mera un se jhagra ho gaya hy main 3, 4 mahiny k liy ap k ghar aa rahi hon, Maa boli: jagahra us kambkkhat ne kia hy saza bhi use hi milni chahiy, Tu wohi ruk me aa rahi hon […]
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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Wife: Janu Kash Aap Message Hote,, Mai apko save Karti,, Jab Chahye parhti,, Husband: Kanjus save He kar k Rakhti ya apni kisi Saheli ko forward bhi krti:;-
1 unparh Larki Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai. 1 Din Uska husband Khana Khate Hue gale me nivala phansne ki waja se Mar Gya Larki us ki mot pe ro ro kar keh rahi thi…. Haye waay. . . Pani V Nai Mangia Bs Water Water Krda Margya..:-P
Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani w0 Bolti or Me Sunta tha Ab w0 Mri BV hy Hm 2no Bolte hn Pura MOHALA snta hy.:-)
Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita diya Faarigh honay k baad shohar bache ko uthaane gaya to dekha k bacha Mutth mar raha hay Shohar: Oye ye kya ho raha hay? Bacha bola: apni jan pe khel […]
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Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar ho Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho Thakaan se dur ka wasta na ho Hr waqt khushmizaji dikhae Chahe wo baten sunaen ya taanay dn, sabr o istaqamat ka mujasma ho LARKI ki Demand: Saas na ho..(simple);-):-D
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Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, 1 aadmi aa kr pochta hai “bhai ye sb kese huwa? Husband : Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mr gayi, Aadmi : Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe […]
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A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc. Man to the Old Man: It’s sweet… After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names. The Old Man […]
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Bemar Husband: Mujhe Janwaro K Doctor K Pas Le Jao BV: Kyun? Kyun? Husband: Roz Subah Murghy Ki Tarah Uth Jata Ho, Phir Ghoray Ki Tarah Bhag Bhag K Office Jata Ho, Wahan Sara Din Gadhay Ki Tarah Kam Krta Ho, Ghr Aa K Sb Pr Kutte Ki Trah Bhonkta Ho, Bakray ki tarha khanay […]
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Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho teri khushi kbhi kam na ho dua hay tujhe mile ek pyari c dulhan, jis ka wazan 80 kilo se kam na ho.
Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar chor k Ja rahi hun’ Husband: ‘Jan Choro! Khuda k wastay’. Biwi wapas atay huay: ‘1 To ap ki Adat Boht Buri hai. Hamesha Jaan keh k aur Khuda K wastey De k rok letey hain…
Biwi: Aap apne Best Friend ki BV k janaze pe nahi gaye? Husband: kis moo se jao? wo teesri dafa BV k janaze pe bula chuka ha or mene…. 1 dafa b nahi bulaya…….
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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
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Ek professor Shadi Shuda Logon ko lecture de Raha tha Professor: Aap Logon Mein Se kon Chahta Hai K Us ki B.V Chalaak hojaye? Sub Logon Mein Se Sirf 1 Aadmi ny Haath Uthaya Professor: acha to Aap Chahte Hein K Aap ki B.V Chalaak Hojaye? Aadmi: kiya ??? ‘Sorry Main Samjha HALAAK ho jaey:-)
Psychology of life: At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed:-)
Kehte hain k 1 insan ki zindagi main 3 dolss ati hain 1 uski beti jo hoti hai ‘beby doll’ 2 uski girlfriend jo hoti hai ‘barby doll’ 3 uski B.V jo hati hai ‘penadoll’ wo bhi extra..
A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said: ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’ 🙂 . When you feel embarrassed about something, a diplomatic answer is always helpful 🙂
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Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Wo bare piyar se boli. Aap Sherwaani main aik dam ‘ZARDARI’ lag rahe hain.. :p TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ :
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Puraani Kahawat He k Sote Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Hairat he… Phir Bhi Log… BV Ke Saath hi Sote Hain.. 😉
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Doctor: Ap ka aur Ap ki Begum ka Blood Group aik he hai. Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pee Rahi hai Aik hi hoga 🙂
Wives insulting thier husbands: pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi. Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu. MBA’s wife: mind ur own business.. CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.
Bivi Apne Shohar Se: ‘Ap mujhe tallaq b dai den ge to Men ghar k darwaze pe bethi rahun gi. Dur nhi jaongi ap se.’ Shohar: ‘Aurat ban MQM na ban’.
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Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll.. 2nd Us Ki Girlfiend ..Barbie Doll .. 3rdi Us Ki Biwi ..Panadol …wo B extra
3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd din usne kuch na kia 3rd din usne rost bna lia German: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kroge 2nd din wo chup rha 3rd din pora […]
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Biwi wo hoti hai jo Shaadi k baad apne Shohar ki sari aadaton ko badal deti hai aur baad me kehti hai k. ‘Aap pehle jaise naheen rahe.w
A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in trouble , he looks at the photo and think…. If i can face this i can face anything…
Saas:agr me kursi pr bethun tou tum kahan betho gi? Bahu:me zameem pr bethungi Saas:agr me zameen pr bethun tou? Bahu:me zameem me garha kr k beth jaoungi Saas:aur agr me garhay me bethun tou? Bahu:To phir mein mitti daal kr us pr beth jaongi!
biwiyan apne shohar ko’A.G’ q kehti hen.?? Q k biwiyan tamizdar hoti hen;sb k samne ‘ABEY GADHE’nai kah sakten isliye short form me bolti hen ‘A.G’ suntey ho
BV ne shohar ko fone kiya: Aap kahan ho? . Shohar: Tujhe wo jewelry shop yaad ha, jahan Tumhain 1 Diamond set pasand aya tha? BV (khush hote huye) GG mujhe yaad ha. . Shohar: me us k barabar wali dukan pe baal katwa raha hun.
Sadqaa denay say har balaa tul jaati hai . . . . . . . . . . . siwaye us kay jo aap kay nikaah mein aa gai ho…..
Wife: Aaj koi aesi baat kaho jis sy dil khush bhi hojaye or jal bhi jaye? Husband: tumhari sb frnd’z me sb se accha kiss krny ka style tmhara hai 🙂 🙂
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag rahi huna. Husband (Mazaq Men): Haan Wife: Hain ! Moti lag rhi hu? Husband: Nae Nae Wife: Batao na moti lag rahi hu? Husband: Nahiii Wife: batao? Husband: Haan !! Wife: Koi nae.
Waqt Par Aadat Na Badlo To Woo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai….. OR Agar Time par Girl Friend Na badlo, To Woo Kambakht WiFe ban Jati hai.
kia ap ko pata hai jo kal ki date guzar gai us se allaha ka name parta tha wo aisay k 4 1 11 4_1_1 1 zara ghoor karain
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women? …
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing. “Wen did u start wearing Earing?” Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->…
What Is The Next Thing A Man Should Do After Winning An Argument With His Wife ? . . . . . . . . . . . Apologise !!!;)…
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei . tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi […]
Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boyfrnd: 2, 1 Tum or 1 wo oper After Meriage Wife: Chand kitne hoty hain? Husband: Anni diye, Nazr nai anda 1 E honda aa…..
!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?? …
AIRPORT Pe- Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai. Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi…..
1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil
Acc0rdng 2 BS-CS studnt… There are basically “7 TYPES” OF GIRLS: 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREENSAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6.MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks […]
Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho? Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon …
1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na? Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga ! …
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain….
Apple is now working to make an “i-wife” Slim design, beauty with brain and, most important, a mute button…! . . . . . . . Booking full till 2020 ;)…
Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay, Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro. Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON. Wife:NAHI, , ,! Nahi, , ,!!! Tum Aj […]
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….
Wife : janu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar krtay ho Husband : bahut zyada Wife : phir b kitna Hsbnd : itna k dil chah raha hai tumhari jesi 1 aur le Aaun.. …
Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)…
HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ: 1st Yr… AG 2nd Yr..OG 3rd Yr… SuNTeY HOo 4th Yr… BuNTy K BaPUu 5th Yr… MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo 6th Yr… KaHA MaR GayE 7th Yr… AaP AatY HOo K My AaO……
MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)”:-P…
Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya Saheli : kya wo phle ghareeb thy Aurat : nahi phle wo carorepati thy …
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia…? =P =D…
Shohar khubsurat tha aur bv kali ti 1 din shohar kehne laga. Begum hum dono jannati hai. Bv boli. Wo kese? Wo esy k tum mujhe dekh kr khuda ka shukar aada krti ho Aur mai tumhai dekh kr sabar krta ho Shukar krne wala aur sabar krne wala dono jannati hai.:-)…
A man inserted an ‘add’ in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."…
Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha – “Agr Koi Mjhe Aghwa Tou Tum Ktna Ta’awan Doge …?” Shohar- “Ta’awan Ya Inaam …” ;->…
The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: “The Work-Shop…!!” . . . . . The Husband Works & The Wife Shops.. =D ;)…
Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave You Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won $10 , Here’s $5 Now Get Lost … =P =D …
I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?” “Well, It’s like this…The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.” I responded, “Does that really work?” “Oh, yes” he said proudly…”66 years, and […]
Shohr bV sE: “HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA! . . . Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr DuNgA!!!”:- …
Long ago Men who sacrificed their Love & youth their parents their identity their laughter n happiness were called SAINTS But. . . . Now they r called HUSBANDS…
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�
Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, ��..aur maar khao ger wali se
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta …
Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank. Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband : Sorry, I meant I was . . . . at the “bank” of a river. […]
Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then Again He Asks, Wife: Nahi Kaha. Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D…
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas…..
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!! Husband: KON MAIN? Wife: NAHI HUMARA NAYA PAROSI …
A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car…..
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: bilkul thek kaha isme mere new sandel hen ;->…
Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio se khush rahe? Psychiatrist kaan me bola: khamoshi se tv-cables kaat di jaye;->…
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch! …
Difference between POETRY & LECTURE Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is “Lecture”…
Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->…
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent …… Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
husband or wife ghomane gaye.raste me gadha ghaskha raha tha, wife boli;,wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai salam karo, husband bola salam susar g
Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God or Government.
Hasband: Tum shadi say pehly aur baad kisa feel karti ho Wife: Koi Faraq nahi, Hasband: Ye kisa ho sakta hai Wife: Nokia 5510 k sath…….
“B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy†1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye “Kia Matlab†Admi ne Pocha Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha tha . 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal bad Home 2 sal bad Hitler 4 sal bad . . . Wrong no.
Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai, . . . Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. 🙂
On Weekend Night, WIFE In Romantic Mood: Aaj Muje Rassi Se Bandh Do Or Jo Karna Chaho Kr Lo. Husband Ne Usay Bandha Or Dosto K Sath Ghoomne Chala Gaya (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Princeâ€
Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.
Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’ Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli, ‘Aap Kia Samjhy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti.
Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se Mughal Steel k sariye nikalwane hai
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The JUDGE
Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai. Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai. Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir […]
Wife: Aapko meri Khoobsurati zayada Achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi??? Husband: Mujhe to tumhari ye Mazaaq ki Aadat bohot Achi lagti hay. .* r O c K I N G…..
*. . .Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband : kyu ? Wife : mene usa kal khana dya aur aaj usne mjha aik kitab girft kr di Husbnd : kon c ? Wife : khana pakana ki. . .*:-D r O c K I N G….. . . . […]
1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein jharoo don gi to tum bolna k ammi rehne dein mein de deta hon. Is tarah isko sharm æy gi.. Jab saas jhaaro dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hon. Us pe dulhan boli keh is mein larne […]
*. . .Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na. Pathan: Uff Farmaish Dekho…. Ghar mein khane ko Paise nahi hain aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye. . .* rOcKINGSsS, , , ,
Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or kya? Husbnd: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pe .
APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUM HAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUM HAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.
Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i’m on diet, i can’t even look at the menu.
Shohar:BV se munna kabse ro ro kar halkan horha ha ise loori suna k sula kyun nhi deti? BV: Loori de kr sulati hoon to parosi kehte hain k munNe ko hi rone do!…
Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?? Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta? …
Husband: dear tumhari neck par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay. Wife:Wo kiya? Husband:Tumhara ?moun? …
Man To Doctor- Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone Who Proposes Her. Doctor-Relax & Calm Down & Now Tell Which Bar ?? …
A ?ouple Drove For ?everal Miles, Not ?aying A Word As They Passed A ?arnyard Θf Mules & Donkeys, Wife; Relatives Θf Ψours .! Husband: Yep, My In-Laws?! …
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!! …
A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out. Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse! …
Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya….
A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…â€
admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pi raha hay! Husband:Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dekhty,., HUSB;Ager tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty…
toufani barish me rat ko shop pr 1 admi pizza lene aya . SHOPKEEPER : Aap shadi shuda hen ? ADMI : Iss tufani barish me kya meri maa mujhe pizza lene bhjegi .
Husband: Aaj Weekend hai main Relax Hona Chahta Hon Es Liay 3Ticket Laya hon Movie k Wife: 3 Q Hum to 2 Hn Husband:1 TumharaorBaqi 2Tumhare Ami Abu ki.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha