1 aurat doosri se: Jb tjhy TALAAQ huwi tu tera 1 he bacha tha ab 3 hain…!
Kesy?
Doosri aurat sharmaty huwy: Wo kbhi kbhi maafi mangny Aa jaty hain:)
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