EXERCISE!
If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is still fat
A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs
WHILE
A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs
MORAL!
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL 🙂
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