1st Ever Intelligent Sardar.
Teacher : What Do U Call A Person
Who Cannot Hear Anything?
Sardar : U Can Call Him Anything,
Because He Cannot Hear Anything:-)
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Har Mor Per Tu Hume Milta Hai Har Mor Per Tu Hume Milta Hai Mujhe......
- Mushkil kiya hai tumne jina humara jub
Mushkil Kiya Hai Tumne Jina Humara Mushkil Kiya Hai Tumne Jina Humara Jub Se Tumne......
- Jindgi ek bus stop hai har ladki bus
Jindgi Ek Bus-Stop Hai Har Ladki Ek Bus Hai Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati......
- Teri ankhen hai ke kayamat jee karta
Teri Ankhen Hai Ke Kayamat Teri Ankhen Hai Ke Kayamat Jee Karta Hai Ke Button......
- Use karti hain make up ka daba rooz
Use Karti Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun......
- Dr ke band clinic ke age lambi
Dr. Ke‚Â Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein......
- Zarr ne ab insaan ko banaa diyaa
Zarr Ne Ab Insaan Ko Banaa Diyaa Hai Khaan! Mastee Thee Almast They Warnah Sabhi......
- Teri aainkhon mein doob jane ko jee
Teri Aainkhon Mein Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Par Tumhe Gussa Bohat Aata Hai......
- Woh larki kitni pyaari thi jis ko
Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi......
- Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid Bakwas......
- Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf
Main Uski Yaad Mein Ban Gaya Baraf Ka Gola Main Uski Yaad Mein Ban Gaya......
- Teri yaad dil se jaany nahi dengy
Teri Yaad Dil Se Jaany Nahi Dengy, Tere Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dengy, Sharaafat Se......
- Jado tera viah hovega mera dil te
Jado Tera Viah Hovega, Mera Dil Te Akhian Ron Giyan, Main Guru Granth Sahib Chakk......
- Eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne pal ch
Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni......
- Ja raha hai mera sms jane kya
Ja Raha Hai Mera Sms Jane Kya Gul Khilaega, Pyar Se Padha Jayega Ya Unhe......
- Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi
Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi......
- Ye jo ladkion ke baal hote hain
Ye Jo Ladkion Ke Baal Hote Hain Ladkon Ko Phansane Ke Jaal Hote Hain Chush......
- Pass baithne se jo bin mange mil
Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain. Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi......
- Dekhti ho mujhe to sharmaa ke mooh
Dekhti Ho Mujhe To, Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon, Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin......
- Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,......
- Unho ne dekha hame tirchee najar se
Unho Ne Dekha Hame Tirchee Najar Se To Hum Madhosh Hogaye, Jab Pata Chala Ki......