Railway officer was taking an interview..

Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge.?

Applicant:Mein kanta badal dunga

Officer:Agar na badal sako?

Applicant:Mein Red signal dunga

Officer:Light na ho to?

Applicant:Mein Red Flag dekha dunga

Officer:Flag bi na mila to?

Applicant:Mein apne chotay bhai ko bula lunga.

Officer:Wo Kyun?

Aplicant:Usey train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat shoq hai..