Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain,
Biwi Ne Hamari Kaha Bahar Kyon, Aaj Bhi Ghar Par Hi Pakaate Hain.
Hamne Kaha Theek Hai, Par Shart Hai Hamari Ek,
Lakdiyan Aap Laao, Aur Chulha Ham Jalaate Hain.
Lo Sahab Lakdiyan To Aa Gain, Par Machis Nahi Mil Rahi,
To Biwi Ne Kaha Machis Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai,
Apne Pyar Ki Garmi Se Aag Jalaate Hain.
Dhuan Utha, Aag Jalne Lagi, Itne Main Padosan Aai Aur Kehne Lagi,
Bhookh To Hamen Bhi Bahut Lagi Hai, Par Kya Karen,
Hamare Shohar Har Roz Ghar Der Se Aate Hain.
Taras Hamen Bahut Aaya Padosan Par Aur Kaha,
Koi Baat Nahi, Kabhi Zaroorat Ho To Keh Dena,
Aakhir Padosi Kis Kaam Aate Hain.
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- Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
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- Anniversary k moqa pr pathan apni biwi
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- Allah bechae mazoor biwi sa purana
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- Biwi gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala
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- Sardar ki biwi report karti hai mera
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- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
- 1 admi apni biwi k sath apna
1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly......
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Jin Pattharon Ko Hamne Ata Kee Thi Dhadkanein Jab Bolne Lage To Hampar Hi Baras......
- Dil hai ya ik khilona yeh hamne
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- Hamne har ek dost ko dil me
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- Pati kesi biwi hai jo zulm kiya
Pati ..Kesi Biwi Hai Jo Zulm Kiya Karti Hai, Har Pal Patti Ka Khun Piya......
- Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se
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- Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai
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- Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash
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- Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me
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- Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki
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- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Sardarmari biwi itna mazq karti hai k
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- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
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1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki......
- Doctor aapki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki
Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor......
- Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum
Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us......
- Pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi
pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi thi. doctor…. kia huwa ise? pathan.. bemaro ka......
- Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi
Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha.......
- Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli......
- Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya,......
- Railway stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny
Railway Stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny gaya Biwi: Dekh0 w0 aadmi kitna khush dikhaai......
- Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut......
- Wifesame wale ghr mein miyan biwi k
wife:same wale ghr mein miyan biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi hai ap 1......
- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
AURAT* Agar Beti hai to Rehmat, Agar Biwi hai to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki......
- Santameri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main
Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun......
- Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra
Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra hospital main buhat achi larkiyan hn, Ek ne......
- Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to......
- Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad......
- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha
"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji :......
- Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo......
- Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani
DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla......
- Shohar apni biwi sehata lo apnay chahre
shohar apni biwi se:Hata Lo apnay chahre se ye Zulfein jaan-e-tamana! khuda ki kasamagli baar’KHAANE’main......
- Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko......
- Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal......
- Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main
Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main beth kar ja raha tha. biwi boli:Sardar g......
- Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k......
- Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!......
- Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khushi
Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo, Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo, Pyar aisa karo ke sab......
- Biwi post paid connection mehbooba prepaid
Biwi = Post paid connection… Mehbooba = Prepaid connection… Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error…......
- Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi
Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar:......
- Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath
SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya......
- Biwi meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein
Biwi: meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein baghair dekhe shadi ki . Shohar: Aur meri......
- Sheikh meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay
Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200......
- Ik umr maekhaane me gujaar di hamne
Ik Umr Maekhaane Me Gujaar Di Hamne Or Us Mae Ke Mad Se Anjaan Rahe,......
- Hamne chaha jis shiddat se use ki
Hamne Chaha Jis Shiddat Se Use, Ki Woh Bhi Hamein Aise Hi Chahe Ye Bas......
- Puchha jo hamne ki kisi aur ke
Puchha Jo Hamne Ki Kisi Aur Ke Hone Lage Ho Kya ? Wo Muskura Ke......
- Hamne jo apne gam aapko de
hamne jo apne gam aapko de diye hote, aapne to apne hosh kho diye hote,......