Biwi neend me zor say chillai
‘jldi utho mera shohar agaya’
LALA,Pathan utha or khirki sy chalang lagadi, tang tot gae, phir khayal aya
Shohar to mein he hon.!
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- Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth
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- Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi light gayi
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- Pati kesi biwi hai jo zulm kiya
Pati ..Kesi Biwi Hai Jo Zulm Kiya Karti Hai, Har Pal Patti Ka Khun Piya......
- Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se
Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko......
- Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai
Husbnd biwi se phone par:’Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?’ Biwi(gussey se):’Zeher’ Husband:kha kar so......
- Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash
Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko......
- Biwi mere khyal me humari beti se
Biwi: Mere Khyal me Humari Beti se kisi ko mhbt ho gayi hai, Husband: Tum......
- Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me
Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me baahein daali aur pucha: kaisa lag raha hai......
- Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki
Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap......
- Sardarmari biwi itna mazq karti hai k
Sardar;mari biwi itna mazq karti hai k kya bataon. Dost; kya mazq karti hai. Sardar;......
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
- Shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k
shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya Biwi:Mujhe......
- 1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi
1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki......
- Doctor aapki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki
Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor......
- Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum
Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us......
- Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi
Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha.......
- Railway stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny
Railway Stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny gaya Biwi: Dekh0 w0 aadmi kitna khush dikhaai......
- Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut......
- Wifesame wale ghr mein miyan biwi k
wife:same wale ghr mein miyan biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi hai ap 1......
- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
AURAT* Agar Beti hai to Rehmat, Agar Biwi hai to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki......
- Santameri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main
Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun......
- Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to......
- Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad......
- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha
"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji :......
- Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo......
- Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani
DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla......
- Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko......
- Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal......
- Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main
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- Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k......
- Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!......
- Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khushi
Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo, Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo, Pyar aisa karo ke sab......
- Biwi post paid connection mehbooba prepaid
Biwi = Post paid connection… Mehbooba = Prepaid connection… Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error…......
- Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi
Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar:......
- Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath
SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya......
- Biwi meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein
Biwi: meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein baghair dekhe shadi ki . Shohar: Aur meri......
- Sheikh meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay
Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200......
- Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay......
- Ay neend ab aa b jaa
Ay neend…!!! Ab aa b jaa k bhot muddat ho chuki karwaten badaltay….!!!! Afsos k…!!!!......
- Neend aye to so jaya kro
Neend aye to so jaya kro , Raton ko jagnen se bichre howy mila ni......
- Neend ati hai to khuwb ata hai
Neend ati hai to KHUW?B ata hai.. Khuwabo mei ek LERKI ati hai.. LERKI k......
- Un ki bhi neend udd gayi hai
Un Ki Bhi Neend Udd Gayi Hai Aankhon Ki Un Ka Bhi Dil Thoda Bekraar......
- Wo kya raat thi jab neend ke
Wo Kya Raat Thi Jab Neend Ke Aagosh Mein Aap Ka Khwaab Aa Gaya, Zindagi......
- Neend se keh do hum sulha kr
Neend se keh do hum se sulha kr le FARAZ, Jis k lie‘Night Package’ krwaya......
- Na abr he na hawa neend
Na abr he na hawa, Neend Q nahi aati ! Baras chuki he ghatta, neend......
- Ab neend se kho hm sulah kr
ab neend se kho hm se sulah kr le faraz wo door chala gaya he......
- Jab wo neend se jaagay to usy
Jab wo neend se jaagay to usy bata dena, K saari raat tere paas jaga......
- Agr 3 din tk subha neend se
Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye Aur na......
- Agr neend aye to so bhi liya
Agr Neend Aye To So Bhi Liya Kar , . . Raaton Ko Jagnay Se......
- Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi......
- Neend 4 tarha ki hoti he
Neend 4 tarha ki hoti he...
- 1st sardar 0ye agar neend na aye
1st sardar: 0ye agar neend na aye to kya kia jae? 2nd sardar: Neend ka......
- Ab neend se kaho hum sulah kar
Ab Neend Se Kaho Hum Se Sulah Kar Lay Faraz Wo Door Chala Gaya Hai......
- Jis waqt wo neend se jaage thy
Jis Waqt Wo Neend Se Jaage Thy Gabrake Hum Unki Gali Se Guzre The Unhein......
- Hum dt hein kabhi neend na
”HUM DØ$T” ‘HEIN’ Kabhi neend na aaey to ham se bat kr lena ‘K HUM......
- Neend aave tan khabaan che tu na
NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU, NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU, TERE AGGE APNE......
- Khuwaab min aa ker wo meri neend
Khuwaab Min Aa ker Wo Meri Neend Uraati Thi Bahut, Her Ghari Wo Dekh kar......
- Sochta ho keya esy neend bi ati
sochta ho keya esy neend bi ati hogi ya meri tara faket ashk bahati hogi......
- Agr apko raat ko neend na ati
Agr apko raat ko neend na ati ho tu aik aik ankh main thori si......
- Wohi rub hai jo subah neend se
Wohi RUB hai jo subah neend se jagata hai! Us insan ko jo sara din......
- Neend se kya shikwa kru main
neend se kya shikwa kru main ‘mahroz’ qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe......
- Ankhon k darwazy per neend kb ki
Ankhon k darwazy per neend kb ki aa bethi hai Kashi… Bas intzar hai tery......
- Hamain b neend aa jaiy gi to
”Hamain b NEend aa jaiy gi tO Hum b s0 Jain Gy, ‘Abi KUCH Be-Qarari......
- Aankhon k darwaze pe neend kab ki
Aankhon K Darwaze Pe Neend Kab Ki Aa Bethi Hai, ‘$?’ Bas Intezar Hai Tere......
- Neend aur tum kahan rehty ho
Neend aur tum kahan rehty ho? // Dono Kyun raat bhar nahi atay? / Gud......