Zindagi main neend nhi to kiya howa
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- Ajab sa tamasha hai yeh dil
- Shikayatein to itni kar di tumneki reh
- Mer ghareeb h rah mer naakam ka
- Sang e taassub sang e malamat sang e hikaarat sang e hasad kaisay pather
- Maktab e ishq mein pesh aaye sawalon ki tarah
- Fitrat or halaat mein tasaadum hy warna
- Mainey maa k hathon me ek siyah
- Woh tera ghum tha kay taaseer meray
- Jab dua aur koshish se baat na
- Who are pathans 1 great
- 1 pathan ankhe band kr k sheeshy
- Un ke dil mein mohabbat itni thi
- Hm to sookhay howy pattay hain
- Umer saari to bohat door ki bat
- Ak pathan ne pehli br roza rkha
- 15 ramzaan amad imam hassan as mubark
- Nhi wafa milti ab un purane yaaron
- Tu mana raha hy kaisi azaadi ka
- D0or rehty ho d0ori ka ehsas dilaty
- Jis chehray pe bhi nazar parey wo
- Students of 2011 tomorrow is my
- Khushi mili hans na sake gham mila
- Pathan apne dost ki bv mayyat pe
- Ab intizar ki adat si ho gai
- Kitabon ki warkon ko palat ker sochta
- Kul raat ik mehfil hoi ik chand
- Do u know the fullform of college
- Sardar sardarkal mere aba kunwain men
- Kiya sindhi pathan great afridi king
- Boy me tmhare lye smandar koood
- Once there was a admi he cutting
- Koi phol do koi khawab main bohat
- Ek khushbu gulab k sath thori si
- Meri ghorbat ne urdaya hai mere fun
- Mere sar pe meri maa ki rida e shafqt
- Rasm e ulfat nibha gaya hai koi
- Maa beti sy beti dodh ka
- 5 pathan aur 1 behari
- Na khauf e barq khauf e sharar lage hai mujhe
- New married pathan pathani couple
- Pathan f 16 land kr k bahir nikla
- Tumne to phir bhi seekh liya
- Maroof ham bhi bhot hain zidagi ki
- Rehta hun jis zameen pey wohi oorh
- Log ek phool se izhaar e wafa
- Ujjarr gaya na sar se paaon tak
- Romance kahan se shuru hota hai
- Hum khud hi baaiseaazar hain apny liye
- Naadani ki had hai zara dekho
- Aajab lutf aa raha tha didar e yar main
- Apni kismat ka likha to mil hi
- Ajeeb saniha guzra hai aj ke sham
- 1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor
- Mat pooch k kis tarah se chal
- Abhi to sath chalna hai smandar ki
- Hoslay bhi jawab dene lagay is
- Dukh bantne ki cheez nahe he magar
- Subha ko takht nasheensham mujrm there
- Mareez doctor sahib ye dawa to
- Maslehat hy k tawajoh hey sazish hey
- Kaha tha us nay tumhain apna bana
- Tanha chor ker hum ko honsla b
- Har taraf hai ronak bus aik teri
- Teri dosti main kuch aysi baat hai
- Na mohabbat dosti humein kuch raas
- Kar k aik dosry say ahd e wafa
- Plz plz plz ye dua rukni nhi
- Yun dost saaray apne rastay badal gye
- Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao
- Newtons 5th law exam law performance
- Wo jisy hum samajhte the zindagi
- Bs yehi na tarap k guzri raat
- Meri zaat itni waseeh nahi ke us
- Bethay ho ab tanha hajum e khalqat mein
- Nafrat ke duniya main pyar na kar
- meri chahat ko apna to
- Ik shaks se faqat itna sa taluq
- Ab kia dhondty ho jaly howay kaghzoo
- Hr safar me apka sath hum denge
- Khatm hoti dairy girty howy patty
- Main saansain baichnay nikla hoon habs main
- Na jaaney kia likh gaya hoon iztaraab mein
- Pathan aao race lagatay hain jo haara
- Aaj rootha howa ek shakhs bohut yaad
- Bari gustakhaian krny laga hai mera dil
- Lmha lmha wqt guzr jayga roh ka
- Shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam
- Agar aap bus train plane ya kahin
- Har larki tere liye bekarar hai
- Near of far wherever ur my best
- I cannot pretend to be impartial about
- Grab a chance and you wont be
- Kash tum waday nibha jatay kisi surat
- 1 pathan dosry sezra car se bahir
- How can i begin to say im
- The loving occasion of raksha bandhan is
- Rakhi ko tyonhar tha bandhane bhai taiyar
- M for the million things she
- Aanso ki kimat wo jante hy
- A allah apna khas rahm o karam farma hum
- Ae mere allah aaj ke din
- Terey paas aane ko jee chahata hai
- Kon yad rkhta hy tum b
- Q i love u kehnay ka sab
- Once upon a memory someone wiped away
- When you feel are alone in the
- Night was darkmoon highboy stopped his cargirl
- Our education system does not teach us
- The best sms joke on doctor dr
- Arz hai is dil me tarane bahot
- Kuch is tarha teri palkein meri palkoun
- Meri sari zindagi ko be sabub us
- Samajh may kuch nahi ata buhat kar
- Woh mil jaate hain kahani ban kar
- Har kisi se nazar milaya nahi karte
- Pani ki bunden phulon ko bhigo rhi
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- Hum dil ka dard kabhe zuba per
- Jatay howay kuch aasa kar k jaoo
- Pathan 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega
- Teacher qaid e azam or allama iqbal me kia chiz
- It takes 15 trees to produce the
- All i want you is to be
- Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade bhari
- Apni to mohabat ki bas itni kahani
- Iss rang badalti duniyan main insaan badaltay
- Dua mangi the aashiyane ki chul pari
- Dil bhi milega jaan milegee is
- Mudaton baad achanak wo chahra dekha bikhra
- Agar mohabbat ki tijarat ka itna shoq
- Meri duaoon main itna tou asar kar
- Your birthday is the perfect time to
- Ye aankh rony ki shidat se laal
- Pathanimported condom hai dukandaryessize batao pathannahi pata
- Para na farq anokhi zuban likhne se
- Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun
- Tharo msg jab aawe hain mahro
- Guzre waqt ko bhula dena aasaan nahi
- Aik shaks ko jannat main farishtay mar
- Im sorry for blaming you for
- Sunhari dhup barsat ke bad thodi si
- Khawahishon ka qaafla bhi ajeeb hi hai
- Kitnay ghuroor main hain wo mujhe tanha
- Aaj ki rat guzri hy meri
- Za de nast pa intizar yam oda
- Bus chali jhatka laga pathan 1
- In ulfat ki rahon mein dhoka na
- khubsurt lamhe khubsurat pal haseen aaj
- Teacher bare hokr kiya bano gye pathan
- Bay qarar mausam may yaad k
- Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal
- M for the million things she
- Mental hospital k 1 room m sub
- Ho chuka ab kisi ka wo
- Jab naaz tha kismat parmohsin hans
- Neelay libas main janne wo kia lag
- Wo apni sari nafratein mujh pe lutata
- Waqt ki gardish e ayaam mai beh jane do
- Pas aao ik ilteja sun lo
- Ma ba spogmay ta sta da na
- Jane q akele rehne ko majbur ho
- Ek pathan ne apny chemistry k professor
- Lab pe hi rukti hai baat aate
- Tarapny do abhi mujh ko mohabbt
- Kabhi jo waqt par jaye jaye
- Izhar hum karen ya udhar se ho
- Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai mera
- Draaz plken visaal ankhen musawwiri ka
- Jaga nahin gya kabhi soya hum sa
- Muhabat ki sachai ko kabi parkha nhe
Ajab sa tamasha hai yeh ‘Dil Lagi’ bhi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, K chaha jisey t00t kar, usi k0 taras gaay…….!!
Shikayatein to itni kar di tumne,ki reh na gaya kucch keh jaane ke liye. ( Dost ) pyaar kiya maine kabhi tumse,ye kaafi tha zindagi bitaane ke liye.
Mer¡ ghareeb¡ h¡ rah¡ mer¡ naakam¡ ka sabab Maloom na tha k muhabat bhi dolat k tarazo ma¡n tol¡ jat¡ Ha…!!
Sang-e-Ta’assub, Sang-e-Malamat, Sang-e-Hikaarat, Sang-e-Hasad Kaisay Kaisay Pather Meray Sheesh-Mehal Tak Aye…….!
Maktab-e-Ishq mein pesh aaye ‘Sawalon’ ki tarah,,, Hum pareshaan hi rahe apne ‘Khayalon’ ki tarah,,, Jab b anjaam-e-mohabat ne pukara khud ko,,, Waqt ne pesh kiya hum ko ‘Misaalon’ ki tarah,,, Zikr jab ho ga mohabat mein tabaahi ka kahin,,, Yaad ‘Hum’ aayen ge duniya ko ‘Hawaalon’ ki tarah..!
Fitrat or halaat mein tasaadum hy warna,,,,, Insan kabhi dil ka bura nahi hota
Mainey maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha Or maa se kaha ye Daulat ka til hay maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha han. dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay. plz love ur ‘Mother’,And takecare of ‘parents’ ‘AY ALLAH hamarey waldain ko hamesha khush rakh. Aameen
Woh Tera Ghum Tha Kay Taaseer Meray Lehjay Ki.. Faraz.!! . . Kay Jis Ko Haal Sunaatay Usay Rula Detay…!!
“Jab Dua Aur Koshish Se Baat Na Banay To Faisla Allah Par Chorr Do. Allah Apnay Bandon K Baray Mein Behtar Faisla Karnay Wala Hayâ€. *good afternoon*
Who Are PATHANS ? 1) Great Mughal Akbar said ‘Pathan ko dosti kr k haraya ja sakta mgr larh kr nhi’. 2) Mehmood Ghaznavi said ‘Pathan agr mutahed hojay to in ki dunya pr lazawal hukomat hogi’. 3) Sikander-e-Azam said ‘Jung me utter jane k bad Pathan ko rokna sher ke mou me hath dene […]
1 PATHAN Ankhe Band Kr K Sheeshy K Samne Betha Tha 1 Admi Ne Poucha KHAN Kya Kr Rahe Ho Pathan Bola Yara HUM Dekh Raha Hay K HUM Soya Huwa Kesa Lagta Hy.
Un ke dil mein mohabbat itni thi hamarey liye Wo masg bhi kertey hai to Doctor ki hadayat ke mutabiq 1 masg subha , 1 masg sham , baqi sara din aaram
Hm To Sookhay Howy Pattay Hain Bhala Kon Pouchy …? Log Uthatay Hain Zrorat May Jalanay K Liye,…
‘Umer saari to bohat door ki bat thi wasi Ek lamhy ke liye kaash wo mera hota..
Ak Pathan ne pehli br roza rkha dopehr me he nidhaal hogya or F.M fone lagya Host: je kia sunna pasand krenge? Pathan: hm ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do plz..
’15 Ramzaan Amad Imam Hassan a.s Mubark’ Meri zubaan se barsain ge phool Aaj k din, buht khush hen Ali a.s -o-Batool s.a Aaj k din, Hassan a.s Aay hen takmeel-e-Panjtan a.s k lie, Darood ka he Musalsal Nazool Aaj k din..
Nhi wafa milti ab un purane Yaaron mein ay ‘Dost’, Duniya mein Logon ke badal jane ki rasm Aam ho gai hai….! ~
TU mana raha hy kaisi azaadi ka jashn aaj. . . . Naadaan teri to soch bhi abhi ghulaam hai. . . . M0meNt t0 thInk ab0uT…
D0or rehty ho d0ori ka ehsas dilaty h0, Adaein dkha kr chehra chupaty h0, Jitna b chupa lo hum jan gay hain’ Tm w0hi ho jo sehri me DHOL bjaty h0, DHAM DHMA DHAM DHUM DHIM DHAM (‘.’); /Â¥ (¤=¤) _/”_… Yar aaj mujhe bi utha dena..
Jis Chehray Pe Bhi Nazar Parey Wo Chehra Tum Saa Lagta Hay Wo Shaam Ho Ya K Dhoop Smay Sab Kitna Bhala Saa Lagta Hay Garmi Ka Tap-taa Mousaam Bhi Jaa-rre Ka Maheena Laagta Hay
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StUdENts of 2011…. Tomorrow is my chemistry paper and I am preparing for it… The Ionization Energy of atoms decreases, when an electron shell…. ……… electron shellll….. shell.. Shiell… Sheila… Sheelaaa, Sheilaa ki jawaani..!!
khushi mili hans na sake gham mila ro na sake zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai jise chaha use pa na sake aur jise paya use chah na sake
pathan apne dost ki BV ki mayyat pe gaya. usne poucha kase mari????? dost: yar current lag gaya tha. pathan: oye phir to gand phat gayi hogi bhabhi ki,,,,,,.
Ab intizar ki adat si ho gai hai, khamoshi se 1 chahat c ho gai hai. na shikwa na shikayat krne ki zrorat hai, q k is tanhai se ab Mhbt c ho gai hy.
KITABON KI WARKON KO PALAT KER SOCHTA HO YOUN PALAT JAYE ZINDAGI TO KIYA BAAT HAI KHWABON ME ROZ MITEY HY JO HAQEEQAT ME MIL JAYE TO KIYA BAAT HAI KUCH MATLAB K LIYE LOG DHOONDTE HAI MUJH BIN MATLAB AAYE KOI TO KIYA BAAT HAI QATAL KER K TO SB LE JAYE GE DIL […]
Kul raat ik mehfil hoi., Ik chand mujhy nazer aya bus ankhon sy mulakat hoi., Is chand ki naran nigahon sy, Is dil ki har ik baat hoi. Is chand ki ghani zulfon mein, Kab sham hoi kab raat hoi, Bas yehi ik baat hoi. Ik naey pyar ki shurwat hoi, Kul raat ik mehfil […]
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college
Sardar Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi
Kiya Sindhi Kiya Pathan Great Afridi King Yunis Khan Intkhab Coach Yunis Captan Kami Opener Gul Toofan 8 Punjabi 3 Pathan Lo Jeet Giya Pakistan;
Boy; me tmhare lye smandar me koood kar moti la sakta hon, paharr tor kar heera la skta hon,dodh ki nehr khod skta hon….. Girl: acha ????? Boy: azmaa lo… Girl: to phr 10 k.g cheeni to laa do….
Once there was a admi. He was cutting saag with daatri. He saw a wadda sara Sapp. He began to cry, Bachao,Bachao I am maring, Then his Piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp, when o gaya nerrey, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala Rassa. Moral: †vekh k […]
Koi phol do, koi khawab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun Meri zeest ko tab_o_taab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun K ye intezar k saaray pal hain azab_e_jaan banay huay Meray khat ka kuch to jawab do, main bohat dinon say udaas hun … Mujhy qaid ker lo wasal k kisi lamha_e_dilfaraib […]
Ek khushbu Gulab k sath Thori Si Hansi her bat k Sath Ek Yad Mulaqat k Sath Naya mosam Thori Si Barsat k sath Hmesha Khush Rho Meri’DUA’K Sath
meri ‘GhorbAT’ ne urDaya Hai mere fun kA MazAK. TERI ‘DHOLAt’ ne TerA Haeb chopA RakhA Hai.
Mere Sar pe meri Maa ki Rida-e-Shafqt ka Saya hai warna…! Zamanay ki Karri Dhoop se main ab tk Jal Chuka hota. Subha k Salam
Rasm e ulfat nibha gaya hai koi dill ki dunya pe chha gaya hai koi taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhey aag aisi laga gaya hai koi waqt e rukhsat galey laga kar DAAG hanste hanste rula gay hai koi
Maa beti sy: Beti dodh ka glass p lo Beti:No mama’ mujy nhi pina Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi? Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi’ phr b ap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti Agr meri […]
‘ 5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy’, . . . . ‘Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga’, . ‘Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun’! Taaliyan ‘Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy’ Moral: Jo […]
na Khauf-e-barq na Khauf-e-sharar lage hai mujhe Khud apane baaG ke phuulo.n se Dar lage hai mujhe
‘New Married’ Pathan & Pathani coupLe* Pathani: Pata hai humari shadi ko 24 ghanty ho chuky hain…? Pathan: Aur aisa Lagta hai jaisy kaL ki baat ho…!
Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir nikla or staff se kehne lga: Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz or 3 tank tabah krdye hain, . . Staff me se 1 foji bola: Very gud ! . Bs 1 ghalti hogyi apse Pathan: Wo kya? Foji: Ap ne jahaz b India me he land kr […]
TUMNE To phir bhi seekh liya zamaney k sath jeena Ae dil HUM To kuch bhi na ker sakey hai tujh chahney k siwa
maroof ham bhi bhot hain zidagi ki uljano me Wasi par uljano me dosto ko bhola dena DOSTI nhi hoti..
Rehta Hun Jis Zameen pey Wohi Oorh lon Ga, Jaey Amaan Ik our Bhi HOti Hai Gher K Baad…!
Log ek PHOOL se IZHAAR E WAFA kar lete hain,,,,,, JAAN,,,,,, Hum ne PHULON se apni QABAR saja dee phir bhi WO na maane……!!
UJJArr GAyA NA SAr Se PAAo’N TAK…! KAro, KAro, Aur MohAbAAt KAro…! ‘SALAM_e_MuhAbbAt’
‘Romance’ Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..? ? ? ? ? Socho socho.. ? ? Socho. ? Nahi Pata? Mai Batata Hun . . Stupid Romance ‘R’ Se Shuru Hota Hai itna b ni pta.
hum khud hi ‘baaiS_e_aazar’ hain apny liye warna, na hum hoty, na di£ hota, na di£ aazariyan hotein.
Naadani ki had hai , zara , dekho to usy……..!! Mujhe kho kar wo mere jaisa dhoondh rahi hai,
AAjab lutf aa raha tha didar-e-yar main dil lagi ka ‘Nayaß’ K nazrein bhi mujh pr thee aur parda bhi mujhi se tha.kanwal
Apni Kismat Ka Likha To Mil Hi Jaye Ga…..! ‘YA RaB’ Wo Cheez Ataa Kar Jo Kismat Mein Na Ho.
ajeeb saniha guzra hai aj ke sham main aj sham tmharay hijer ma udas na tha ab 1 sal to aik gham he kafi hai tumhari salgirah pa tmharay pass na tha
1 faqer pathan ky ghar aaya aor kaha may allah ka mehman hon, pathan ny eska haath pakar kar masjid may lay gia aor jaha allah ka ghar ye hi. . . Frm NOOR
Mat poOch k kis tarah se chal rahi hai zindagi Sagar… us dOr se guzar rahe hein jO guzarta he nehin.
Abhi to sath chalna hai smandar ki musafat me, Kinaray per he daikhein gay kinara kon krta hai.
Hoslay Bhi Jawab Dene Lagay…! Is Qadar Us Ne Azmaya Mujhe…!
dukh bantne ki cheez nahe he magar phir bh dosto ik dosre ke haal se wakif raha karo
!Subha ko takht nasheen’sham ko mujrm there! ….::::NayaB ::::…… Hum ne pal bhar mein naseebon ko ßadalte daikha’
Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi Pathan Doctor: 0oo Ho.. Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye To Hamara Signature hai..!!
Maslehat Hy, K Tawajoh Hey, K Sazish Hey. . . ! Ik Dushman Ny Mery Haqq Me Dua Mangi Hai….!
Kaha tha us nay tumhain apna bana kar chorun gi howa b yehi us ney apna banaya aur chor diya
Tanha chor ker hum ko honsla b detay ho, sans cheen kr jeene ki dua b detay ho ik taraf judai ka tazkra b jari hai, aur muskurane ka mashwara b detay ho
Har taraf hai ronak bus aik teri hi hai Kami, ‘Dost’ Sard mosam halky badal or Yeh Udaas februaY………….?
Teri Dosti Main Kuch Aysi Baat Hai, Har Waqt Teri Yaad Mere Sath Hai, Dil Chahta Hai Tumko Tumse Chura Loon Par Ammi Kehti Hen Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai…
Na Mohabbat, Na Dosti, Humein Kuch Raas Nahi ‘_ MOHSIN _’ Sub Badal Jatey Hain, Humarey Dil Mein Jaga Bananey K Baad.
Kar K Aik Dosry Say Ahd-e-wafa..!¡ Aoo Kuch dair Jhoot bolay hum ..!¡
Plz, plz, plz, plz Ye DUA Rukni Nhi Chahye. Ay ALLAH Pak! APNI EZAT O JALAL K wastay hm gunhgaron pr reham Frma or hmen sailab ki afat se or denghi k virus se mehfoz farma. (Aameen) Sumameen.
Yun dost saaray apne apne rastay badal gye Kuch peechay ruk gye to kuch aagay nikal gye Haalaat ki dhoop zara si taiz kya hui Jitne wfa k peikar thay saray pighal gye Pehlay pehlay to ajeeb lagay badlay howe chehray Phir yun howa k waqt k sath sath hum b sambhal gye.
Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho? to us ne kaha Bhai CHARA mehngaa hogaya hai…!
Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Performance of boys in the exam decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases’:-P
‘Wo jisy hum samajhte the zindagi..!! Meri dharkano’n ka fareb tha ‘mudassar. Mujhy muskraana sikha k wo meri ‘rooh’ tak ko rula gaya.
Bs yehi na! Tarap k guzri raat……… Tm na Aaye to kya sehar na huwi…?
‘Meri zaat itni waseeh nahi ke us mein ulajh sakun. . . Log hi kuch aisy mily k zindagi ulajh gai. . .
Bethay ho ab Tanha Hajum-e-khalqat mein Kaha tha na Mohabbat ki adaa Niraali hoti hai.
Nafrat ke duniya main pyar na kar ”DOst” Rooh fana ho jati hai lekin wafa nahi milti……………….
*. . .Meri Chahat Ko Apna To Bana Lena Magar Soun Le, jo Mera Ho Nahi Paya,Woh Tera Ho Nahi Sakta. . .*
ik shaks se faqat itna sa taluq hai farz wo preshan ho to hmain neend nahi ati
Ab kia dhondty ho jaly howay kaghzoo ki Raakh main…. Wo afsana he jal gaya, jis ka unwaan tum thay….
Hr Safar me Apka sath Hum denge Apni dosti ki saugat Hum Denge Girne lage to hath hum denge Aur Na bhi gire to piche se laat b hum denge..
Khatm Hoti Dairy, Girty Howy Patty,, Aa Gya Mah-e-December, Saal Borha Ho gea.
Main saansain baichnay nikla hoon habs main Zara hawa aanay do, saans nikalnay do aaj
Na-Jaaney Kia Kia Likh Gaya HooN! Iztaraab MeiN……! Qaasid Kee Laash i Hey, Khat K Jawaab MeiN…!!
Pathan: aao race lagatay hain jo haara wo ek hazar rupy dega sardar: lekin mujhe rasta nhi maloom Pathan: bus tum meray pichay pichay rehna Sardar: thanks yar!S
Aaj rootha howa ek shakhs bohut yaad aaya, Acha guzzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aaya, Jo mery dard ko seenay main chupa leta tha, Aaj jab dard howa tu bohut yaad aaya.
Bari gustakhaian krny laga hai mera dil mujh sy |Kashi… Yeh jb sy tera hoa hy mera sunta hi nhi. Kashif Zia
Lmha lmha wqt guzr jayga Roh ka jism se rshta tot jayga Abi wqt hy 2,4 sms kr do kl ka kya pta Zrdari 1 SMS PR KITNA TEX LAGAYGA
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki Ab B Waqt He Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga, Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen. To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen. Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai. Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai… Janhit Mai Jaari!!!
Har Larki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Larki ko tera intezar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN†ka tehwar hai!
Near of far wherever ur, My best wishes r with U, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi hai meri wish dil se! “Happy Raksha Bandhanâ€
I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
Grab a chance and you won’t be sorry for a might have been.
Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay Agar “Cornetto†k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi†hi khila jatay Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain. Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain. Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say. Ab To Bas TOBA […]
1 Pathan Dosry Se: Zra Car Se Bahir Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kr Rahy Hein Ya Nahi? Dosra Pathan Bahr Dekh Kr: Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi..
How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.
The loving occasion of Raksha Bandhan is the best time Brother, to reminisce fondly the wonderful moment we have spent together, sharing each other’s joys and sorrows… Thanks for spreading smiles everywhere and making life so beautiful, meaningful and Happy… My Dear Brother .â€
Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do, Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.â€
M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save me, H – For her HEART of purest gold, E – For her EYES, with love-light shining, R – For she is always RIGHT and always be
¤Aanso ki kimat wo jante hy Jo kisi ko YAAD karte hy, Dil ka gham wo jante hy Jo kisi ko Chahte hy, Dost ka dard wo jante hy, Jo DOST ko dil se dost mante hy.
A ALLAH apna khas rahm-o-karam farma hum per, hamare maa, baap buzrgon per, bahno bhayo per ummat-e-MUHUMMADI per jaisak to ne WADA farmaya, pakistan per aur jo ye sms parhe us per aur jo aage bheje,jisne likha, AMEEN
Ae Mere ALLAH†Aaj Ke Din K Sadqe Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se, Dheron Khushian, Kushada Rizq, Umr-E-Daraz, Achi Sehat, Kamil Eeman, Bandagi Wali Zindgi, Or Apni Raza! Apne Rasool (S.A.W) Ki Mohabbat, Ye Sub Mare Payare DOST Ko Ata Farma {Amin SUM Amin} (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
terey paas aane ko jee chahata hai naye zakhm khane ko jee chahata hai zamana mera aazmaya huwa hai tujhey aazmane ko jee chahata hai wahi baat reh reh k yaad aa rahi hai jisey bhool jane ko jee chahata hai labo’n par merey khailtey hain tabassum jab aansoo bahane ko jee chahata hai takalluf […]
Kon yad rkhta hy.. Tum b bhol jao gy.. Wasl k zamany me.. Hijraton k mosam ko.. Ankh ki udasi ko.. Arzo ki khusbo ko.. Aitabar lamhon ko.. Aitabar khona hy.. Zindgi k hathon m.. Zindgi khilona hy.. Yad hi nhi rehta.. Kon kis jaga pr tha.. Sab hi bhol jaty hein.. Tm b bhol […]
Q: I love u kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai ??? Guess?? Guess?? Guess?? Simple yar 1st April agar baat ban gaye to cool warna keh do April Fool
Once upon a memory Someone wiped away a tear Held me close and loved me, Thank you, Mother dear.
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No.1 can understand you, When your love is rejected by others, & when you hate your Life, Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you more than any 1 else, who care for you in loneliness, & dies when you […]
Night was dark,Moon was high Boy stopped his cargirl asked him, why?He came close, she felt shyHe went near & whispered 3 words CNG MUKK GAI.:-)
Our education system does not teach us teamwork.. When v solve our x’ams in group discussion wid othrs they cal it COPYING.. FOOLISH PEOPLE..
The Best SMS Joke on Doctor Dr. to Patient’s friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
Arz hai.. Is dil me tarane bahot hai Zindagi zine ke bahane bahot hai Kis kis ko sms karoo Kambakht is nachiz ke diwane bahut hai…. Bandar ki Beti Apne Bap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai. Beta thoda intazar karo kyonki. Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Raha hai. Laloo bada chalak hai […]
Kuch is tarha teri palkein meri palkoun se milade aansu tere apne cehre se hata de ja-yaz nahin lagta tere gham se rishta jo bhi gham ho tere mujhe bata de. Tumane mausam badalate dekha hai, Humne insaan badalate dekha hai, Jab doob rahi thi kashti hamari, Humne sahil par doston ko hanste dekha hai.
Meri sari zindagi ko be sabub us nay kia Umar meri thi magar is ko basar us nay kia Rahbar mera bana gumrah krnay k liya Mujhko seedhay rastay say darbadar us ny kia
Samajh may kuch nahi ata buhat kuch kar bhi loo’n lakin kami kio phir bhi rehti hai Meri aankho’n may, lahjay may nami kio phir bhi rehti hai…!
woh mil jaate hain kahani ban kar dil me bas jaate hain nishani ban kar jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankhon me kyun nikal jaate hain wo pani ban kar
Har Kisi se Nazar milaya nahi karte, Youn kisi se dil nahi karte, bahut poochenge log tumse hamari baatein, yeh dil ki baatein hai,har kisi ko bataya nahi karte.
Pani ki bunden phulon ko bhigo rhi hai, Thandi do lehrein ek tazgi jga rhi hai, Ho jaiye aap bhi inmein shamil, Ek pyari c subha apko bula rhi hai…
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Hum dil ka dard kabhe zuba per laya nahe karte, ankho se anso hum bahaya nahe karte, zakhm chahe kitna be sehar kyun na ho,hum chehre se muskrahat hataya nahe karte
jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN
Pathan: 0 yara hum yaha nai rahega hmara paisa wapas karo itna chota kamra aur sirf aik stoolTm humein janwar smjhta haiWaiter: Sir ye apka room nai lift hai.
Teacher:-Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal me kia chiz same he? Pathan: dono chutti waly din peda huy..
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade, dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade..
Apni to mohabat ki bas itni kahani hai Tooti hoi kashti or Thehra hua pani hai ik Phool kitabon Main Dam tor chuka hai or Yaad nahi ata k yeh kis ki nishani hai…
Iss Rang Badalti Duniyan Main Insaan Badaltay Rahtay Hain. Ghar Aik He Rehta Hai Mahmaan Badaltay Rehtay Hain. Jiss Dil Main Khushian Basti Hain Wahin Ghum Ka Basira Hota Hai. Nadaan Mohabat Waloon K Arman Badalty Rahtay Hain.
Dua mangi the aashiyane ki Chul pari andhiyan zamany ki Mary ghum koi na samaj paya kiyon k mari addat the muskrane ki
Dil bhi milega, Jaan bhi milegee Is per bhi set na huyi toooo phir seedha jhapat milega. Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja […]
Mudaton baad achanak wo chahra dekha, Bikhra bikhra sa hr ek shakhs se rutha dekha. Meri hairat ki had mujh sy na pucho logo,Aaj mainy kisi pathar ko hy roty dekha. Mujh ko tanhai ka taana jo dia karta tha, Aaj uss ko bhi bhary shahar me TANHA dekha.
Agar Mohabbat ki Tijarat ka itna Shoq hau to Yeh baat b jaan lo ”HIRA” . . . . . Yahan Wafa ka koi mol Nahi hota, Or Bewafa Bohat anmol hotey hain..!
meri duaoon main itna tou asar kar day, main jo maangon’ usay mera hamsafar kar day, wo jo rehta hai mujh main meri rooh ban kar, us shakhs ko ya rabb’ mera muqaddar kar day…!!
Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time To Wish You Nothing Less Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams That Bring You Happiness, For Birthdays Are A Link Between The Future And The Past, Reminding Us To Treasure Most Those Special Joys That Last
ye aankh rony ki shidat se laal thori hai? malal hai magar itna malal thori hai? bus apne wasty hi fiker mand hain sub log,yahan kisi ko kisi ka khyal thori hai? parron ko kat diya hai uran se pehly, ye khof-e-hijjar hai, shoq-e-wisalthori hai? maza to tab hai k tum jan boojh karharoo, hamesha […]
Pathan:imported condom hai? Dukandar:yes,size batao. Pathan:nahi pata Dukanda:samne kamre mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kar size check kar aoo. wo wapas aya to Dukanda ne pocha konsa sizi doon Patan: o yara Condom ko goli maro, Table kitne ka de ga.?
para na farq anokhi zuban likhne se. zamen zamen he rhi asman likhne se. rha jis se taluq her ghari mera. wo ban saka na meri jan,jan likhne se. panah mil na saki ek pal kabhi mjko. kisi ujari jaga ko makan likhne se. kari tapish se jhulsta raha badan mera. k dhup dhup hi […]
Daikhna ek din tumhe ma chor jaun ga, Tumharay sath apna b dil tor jaun ga, Tum yad kero gay mujh ko chooti hui hewaon ko, Daikhna ma un ka rukh mor jaun ga, Tum yad kero gay meri nadan si jafaon ko, Tum yad kero gay meri meethi si sezaon ko, Daikhna ek din […]
Tharo Msg Jab Aawe Hain , Mahro Rom — Rom Machal Jaawe Hain , Ang — Ang Me Gudgudi Hove Hain , Tharo Message Ka Kasoor Koni , Salo Mobile Hi Vibration Pe Hove Hain .
Guzre Waqt Ko Bhula Dena Aasaan Nahi, Gamon Ko Hasi Me Dabaa Denaa Aasaan Nahi, Zaruri Nahi Ke Puri Ho Jaaye Har Khwaahish, Par Apani Har Khwaahish Ko Chhupaa Lenaa Aasaan Nahi.
Aik shaks ko jannat main farishtay mar rhay thay, kisi nay un sa pocha isay kun mar rhay ho farishton na jawa dia: ‘Is ne dahi manga ham ne dia, is ullo na dood ki saari nahar ko jaag laga dia………’
I’m sorry for blaming you… For everything I just couldn’t do… And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you… There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again… Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there… It’s hard to say goodbye when i
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.
Khawahishon Ka Qaafla Bhi Ajeeb Hi Hai …!!!!! ”Nouman” Aksar Wahin Se Guzarta Hai Jahaan Raasta Nahi Hita…!!!!
Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain wo Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar Faraz Usay Maloom Nahi Aur Bhi Bachiyon K Number Hain Mere Paas… 😀
Aaj ki rat ß guzri hy meri kal ki trh, Hath aye na sitare tere Aanchal ki trh. Raat jalti hoi ek aisi chiitaa hy jis pr, Teri yaden hen Sulagte hoe Sandal ki trh. Tu k darya mgr meri trh piyasa hy, Main tere pas chala Aaoga Baadal ki trh. Mai hun ek khuwab […]
Za de nast pa intizar yam oda na shay. Sta da msg talabgar yam oda na shay. Ka ta har somra ozgar ye zama rora. Za kho sta na ghat ozgar yam oda na shay
‘Bus chali, jhatka laga.. Pathan 1 larki per gir para! Larki boli battameez kya kar rahe ho?? Pathan:Baji mein Sindh university se B.COM kar raha hon;-)
In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena, ?.! Ay-Dost !?. Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par?
*’* Khubsurt Lamhe, Khubsurat Pal, Haseen Aaj, Haseen Kal, Chamakty Din, Suhani Raten, Pyari Baten, Hamesha ki Hansi, Mehkey Gulab, Sb kuch manga h RUB s apke lye, ALLAH PAK apko hr pal khush rukhy.*’*
Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano gye? Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy. Teacher: Kiya banna chahty ho? Pathan ‘LADY DOCTOR’
Bay qarar mausam may Yaad k jharoko`n say Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki Dil may kitni khawahish hai Jo udaas rakhti hai Aaj kal decemeber ki Phir udaas shaamein hain In ujaarr aankho`n may Zard zard raatein hain Barishon k mausam may Toot phoot jata hoon Jab bhi yaad aatay ho Khud ko bhool […]
Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate hai, Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate hai, Par tum na badloge, yeh aitbar karta hoon, Main tumse pyaar karta hoon.
M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save me, H – For her HEART of purest gold, E – For her EYES, with love-light shining, R – For she is always RIGHT and always be.
Mental hospital k 1 room m sub pagal dance karahe thay Bus 1 pagal chup tha. Doctor smjha theek hogya.pocha dance q nhe krhe? Pagal: bewaqof me ‘Dulhan’ hun.
Ho chuka ab kisi ka wo Kabhi meri ZINDAGI tha wo kon bhulta hai PEHLI MUHABBAT Meri sari khushi tha wo Phoolon ki tarha muskurata tha Mere honton Ki hansi tha wo Baad barson dekha tha usay Aaj b utna hi haseen tha wo Zindagi jis k naam kar di Afsos log kehte hain ajnabi […]
Jab Naaz Tha Kismat Par’Mohsin’ Hans Hans K Duniya Milti Thi, Jab Basti Dil Ki Ujar Gai Ab Dost Kinara Kartay Hain…!
neelay libas main janne wo kia lag rahi thi Chand ne kaha apsara lag rahi thi badal ne kaha ghata lag rahi thi Dhanak ne kaha qos-e-qaza lag rahi thi Sitaroon ne kaha roshni lag rahi thi pholoon ne kaha kali lag rahi thi Falak ne kaha Asman lag rahi thi raat ne kaha kehkashan […]
wo apni sari nafratein mujh pe lutata raha mera dil jis ko sada mohabbatein sikhata raha uski Aadat ka zara ye pehlo to dekho mujhse kiye waaday wo kisi or se nibhata raha kuch khabar nahi wo shaks kiya chahta tha k talluq tor k bhi mujh ko aazmata raha tootay huay talluq mai bhi […]
waqt ki gardish-e-ayaam mai beh jane do zindagi jese guzarti hai guzar jane do mere dil ne kabhi poolon ki tamanna ki thi aj kanton hi ko daman se lipat jane do roshni jag mai hai or dil mai andhera mere in andheron se bohat door nikal jane do dosto ne pucha kahan hai us […]
PAS Aao, Ik Ilteja sun lo. Pyar Ha Be-Panah sun lo Ek Tumhi ko Khud sa Manga ha.. Jab b Koi Dua Mangi Sun lo. Ibteda Ishq ki How Tum Sa. Tum ko Chahat Ki Inteha Sun lo. Bin tere je nahi sakunge main.. Lot Ao mere Sada sun lo. Dekh lo Zindagi Adhuri ha.. […]
Ma ba spogmay ta sta da na ratlo qisy kawale, Ta ba khobona kawal ma ba shogery kawale. Za ba walar wom sta pa khwa ke tar saba janana, Sta da spen makh ba tola shpa ma nandare kawale. Ma ba che kala pa dewall sta dedanoona kawal, Sta moor zalemy ba hamesh rata khere […]
Jane Q akele rehne ko majbur ho gaye. Yadon ke saye bhi hum se dur ho gaye. ho gaye tanha is qadar is mehfil me. ke hamare apne bhi hum se dur ho gaye…..
Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya. Sawaal Tha: . . . Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?
Lab pe hi rukti hai baat aate aate, Neend toh nahi aati sapnay bohat hai aate, Hum toh hai phasay ek haseen uljhan mein, Kaash woh aakar isseh suljhaate!
Tarapny do abhi mujh ko Tarapny do abhi mujh ko mohabbt jurm hy mera.. Meri ankho mai rhny do ye ansu or bheny do.. Mujhy ilzam koe do.. Mohabbt jurm hy mera.. Main to wo musafir hn k apny kafily se jo bhaghawt kr k pchtay.. Or jis py bhrosa ho usi se chot bhe […]
Kabhi jo waqt par jaye Kabhi jo waqt par jaye, Tumhen mujhsay bicharna ho, Tumhen wady say phirna ho, To beshak dair mat karna, Mujhy naraz kar dena, Tum apna rukh badal lena, Tum apni simt chal dena, Mager jub lot k aana, Tumhen mitti k teelay par, Main shayad na dikhai doan, Mager heran […]
Izhar hum karen ya udhar se ho ibtida, Barson guzar gaye yehi sochta huay.
Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai Jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se Har shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai
Draaz Plken Visaal Ankhen Musawwiri ka Kmal Ankhen Shrab RAB Ne Hram Krdi Mgr kyu Rakhi Halal Ankhn Hzaron inse Qatl Honge KHUDA k Banday! Smbhal Ankhen
Jaga nahin gya kabhi soya nahin gya hum sa hisabe hijr b rkha nahin gya ek umr sa jis pr nichawar hua raha un sa hamara hal b pucha na gya.
Muhabat ki sachai ko kabi parkha nhe karte.Jis se ho muhabat usy azmaya nhe karte.Log chahey lakh badnam kar dain Tujay Aajiz.Magr sekht ilfaz zuban par laya nhe karte