1 train men Dako ghus gay or sari train loot lee.
Girl: papa men ne apni anguthi apni choot men chhupa di thi or dakoon ko pata b nahe chala or anguthi bach gai.
Papa:agar ye tum apni ammi ko b bata deti to soot case b bach jata
Ami nay suna or boli agar meri sas b yahan hoti to pori train hi bach jati.
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