Old Man:
Yar Ek
Time tha
Jab BV Sar k
Balon me Hath
Pherti thi
To
Lorra Khara
Ho jata tha!
Ab
BV Lorre pe
Hath Pherti he
To
Sar k Bal Khre
Ho jate hain….
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