Naukrani – memsab main pregnant hon,
memsahab – mubharakh ho,
naukraani – aap bhi khayal rakhna ,
sahab ki nasbandi ka operation theek se nahi hua hai..
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Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari......
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- The biggest diffrence between sex for
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