Jee Bhär K Dekhön Tüjhe Agär Tüjkö Gäwärä Hö
Betääb Meri Näzren Hön Or Pyär Tümhärä Hö
Jään Ki Fikär Hö Nä Zämäne Ki Pärwäh
Ek Terä Pyär Jö Bäs Hämärä Hö.
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