Dil To chata Hai k Har Bar Tujhe Anmol khazana Bhejon.
Aey Dost,
Lakin Meri Jholi k Neeche,
‘Loray’ K Siwa kuch Bhi Nahi.
ShaRma mat Chahiye tO bol?
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