Definitions
Bra:
Under Shoulder
Balls Holder
Undrwear:
Under Hip
Banana Grip
Panty:
Jungle River
Cotton Cover
Condom:
Rubber cover
child never.
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- Apni zat s nikel ker tujey tanha
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- Us dil se piyaar karo jo tumhe
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- Muhabbat dosti ishq piyar ye 4
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- Rishta hamara is jahan main sabse pyara
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- The one thing we can never get
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- Givin sum1 all ur luv nvr an
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- All beautiful things start from the heart
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- Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti
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- Kar rahin hoon main zindagi ka intezaar
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- Mere dil se kabhi nahi jao gi
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- Utra tha chand hamare angan mein per
UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO......
- Zindagi hai nadaan is liye chup hon
Zindagi Hai Nadaan Is Liye Chup Hon, Dard Hai Suba Sham Is Liye Chup Hon......
- Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte
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- Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum
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- Ek lafz muhbt hy isy kr k
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- It is ordinary to love the marvellous
It is ordinary to love the marvellous. But it is marvellous to love the ordinary.......
- Ki kabrein udaas na hoti meri
ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein......
- Mukhlis har kisi k sath rehta hun
MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA......
- Suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen
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- If someone throw stone towards u
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- To the world you might be one
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- You are rich or poor in life
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- Kya mangon khuda say tumko panay k
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- Ye hum tasleem krtay hain hmen fursat
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- Good humor isnt a trait of character
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- A difference of taste in jokes is
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- Is he just doing a bad elvis
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- Love doesnt make the world go round
Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile....
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- The truth is that there is only
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- Phool agar khushbu dar hai to tum
phool agar khushbu dar hai to khushbu tum ho. chand agar roshan hai to roshni......
- Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna
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- Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain hum
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- Love is like playing the piano first
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- Love is like playing the piano first
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- Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon
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- Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam
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EO ROOH MEIN KHUSHBO KI TARHA HO GEYA TEHLEL JO DOOR BOHT CHAAND K HAALON......
- Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany ku
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- Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany
‘jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch......
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~^’Apny Halaat ka bhi Ehsas Nahi hai Mujh ko ‘Rahi’ ~^’Maine Auron se Suna Hai......
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Ae Dil To Tanhaiyoun Mein Rehne ka Aadi hoja….. . . . . . .......
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- Kabhi kabhi sawal achy lagty hain
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- Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k
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- Kashti b nhe badli sahil badla dobne
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Tum Ne Jo Dil Se Qadar Ki Humari Ab Se Hai Meri Jaan B Tumhari......
- Har dukh ko tum se dour kardenge
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- Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook
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- Dil tuta to ek aawaz aai
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- People say walking on wateris a miracle
people say walking on wateris a miracle, but to me walking peacefully on earth is......
- Aap say kia purda baji main sub
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Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex......
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Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me......
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Tum Kia Jano Pyaar Ki Had Bharway . . . . . . . Sirf......
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Pehli bar iss tarah chodo… Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin… Doosri bar iss tarah......
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Judge: Kia ap wo jaga bata sakty ho Jahan Apki BV k sth Rape hua?......
- Bar bra both word hav
Bar & Bra: Both Word Hav Same Letters, Both r Drinking Zone, Both Hav Restricted......
- Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai
Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K......
- Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k
Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k bola: Aj mera mood acha nhi Me office......
- 1 admi ghussay may apni bv say
1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola… Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray......
- Hme to apno ne lota gero me
Hme to apno ne lota gero me kaha dam tha Jb teri gand mar k......
- Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to
GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty......
- Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha
ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , ,......
- Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien
Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien milana tkk na gwaara kiya, Galib Hai k......
- Ly bosri ky shair sun mana
Ly bosri ky shair sun Mana k bachodiyon main tu jeet jaye ga wah wah......
- Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3
GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . .......
- Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu
Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga......
- Boywhat is that u keep in ur
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it......
- Whats an average 6 inch long inside
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow......
- 1admi ki shadi hui us ne mithai
1.admi ki shadi hui, Us ne mithai baati, Pehla beta hua, Mithai baati, Doosra beta......
- Ek molvi kahin ja raha tha raste
Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira. .......
- 3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st
3 sardar aids pe talkng . 1st : Mein condom laga k sex krta hoon,......
- Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi
Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam......
- Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho gai. BIWI ne Juj se kaha: Maine Bachay ko......
- Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta
Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,......
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What means in HONEY MOON H -Hey! Mat Karo O -Oh! Na Dabao N -Nipple......
- Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti
Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan......
- Bhool gaye w0 bhosri k hamein
Bhool Gaye W0 Bhosri K Hamein Bheegi Shaam Ki Tarah, Jo Bharwey Choostey Thy Hamara......
- Call girl sex karo gay
Call Girl: ‘Sex karo gay. . .?’ Sardar: ‘Mairi BV jaisa karwao gi kiya. .......
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Miss To Sardar: Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein Warna Mein......
- Najane kis baat ki mujhe tu saza
Najane kis Baat ki Mujhe tu saza Deta he Mere khare Lund ko sula deta......
- Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai jo
Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo Garmi or Sardi Dono me ‘GARAM’ rehta hai......
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Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne......
- Sindhi koi aisi cheez bata jo 1
Sindhi: Koi aisi cheez bata jo 1 jesi b ho aur un mai farq b......
- Memon larki ammi maine ghalti se sabz
Memon Larki: Ammi maine ghalti se sabz sitara ki goli kha li, ab kya karun?......
- Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken
Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni......
- Is msg ko 12 din tak na
Is Msg Ko 12 din Tak Na Kholiye ga, . . . . . .......
- Old man yar ek time tha jab
Old Man: Yar Ek Time tha Jab BV Sar k Balon me Hath Pherti thi......
- Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi
Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai, So ja Munna......
- Boy meri shirt 2000 ki haimere shoes
Boy: Meri shirt 2000 ki hai,mere shoes 5000 k aur jeans 7000 ki hai.. Girl:......
- 6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd
6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd next day baat cheet.. 1st bola: ‘Meri BV......
- Boy i like the soft thing behind
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl:......
- Sardar k 8 bachon mein 1 alag
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