sardar wz running vry fast to his home instead of using his vehicle
When he reached home his wife angrly said:
?ardar g, car kidhar hai?
?ardar: pagal, tum ny he to kaha tha kh jb b mari yaad aaya to bhagy chaly aana . .
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