“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen......
- Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya......
- Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana......
- Sardar ne pent dho k parosan ki
Sardar ne “pent†dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di......
- Sardar to his wifebegum shadi de baad
sardar to his wife:Begum, shadi de baad tuanoo kis raat bara maza aya see? Wife:......
- Teacher batao daryaaft or ejaad me kya
Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai? Sardar: Mere baap ne meri Maa......
- Sardar darakht k opar ulta latka hoa
Sardar: Darakht k opar ulta latka hoa tha. Sardarni: Tu darakht par ulta kyun latka......
- A sardar saw a beautiful girlhe went
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r......
- Admi yar ye aaho kon log boltay
Admi: Yar ye ‘Aaho’ kon Log boltay hain Sardar:Bhai ye Jo Paindu unparh jahil gawar......
- Nurse ne bacha sardar k hath ma
Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia to wo Khushi se chillaya; Ballay Ballay........
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study
Sardar sheeshey k saamne beth kr study krta tha whY ? BCoz of 3 reasons:......
- Sardar was helping his son in filling
Sardar was helping his son in filling Admission Form. SON: Papa ye ‘Mother Tongue’ wale......
- Sardar to pia officer menu lhr dubai
sardar to PIA officer menu lhr dubai jana hai,PIA officer there is no any berth.......
- Sardar doctor se oye dr tenu taankay
Sardar Doctor Se: Oye Dr. Tenu Taankay Laanay Aanday Ne ?? Doctor: Haan je, Dasso......
- 2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany
2 habshi aur aik sardar picnic manany gaya.rasty mein un ko aik bottle mili.unon nay......
- Sardarmei ne apni bv ko matric karwaya
sardar:Mei ne apni B.V ko Matric karwaya B.Com karwaya phir MSC karwaiab nokri dilwai,ab kia......