Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai….
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- There was a sardaji who having party
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.......