There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.
While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down.
He started running down the staircase.
On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?"
Sardarji says, "My watch fell from the terrace..!"
Guest says "So why are you running? It must have broken by now!"
Sardarji replies "No, T is 2 Minutes Late." ;->…
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