Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
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- Gairon ko chhod rahi apne bhi karte
Gairon Ko Chhod Rahi Apne Bhi Karte Hain Daga Aksar, Aise Saanpon Ko Aasteen Se......
- Kisi ko pyaar karke tanha naa chhod
Kisi Ko Pyaar Karke Tanha Naa Chhod Na, Mere Dosto! Kisi Kaa Dil Yu Naa......
- Dil todkey tum kyun chale gaye chhod
Dil Todkey Tum Kyun Chale Gaye Chhod Naa Hii Tha To Dil Ye Lagaya Kyun......
- Hawa ke waaste ekk kaam chhod aaya
Hawa Ke Waaste Ekk Kaam Chhod Aaya Hoon Main Diya Jala Ke Sar-E-Shaam Chod Aaya......
- Rawayton ke darmayaan jo chhod chali apna
Rawayton Ke Darmayaan Jo Chhod Chali Apna Gher; Khuda Jane Us Bulbul Main Kitni Himmat......
- Saaqiiyaa chhod na khaalii mere paimaane ko
Saaqiiyaa Chhod Na Khaalii Mere Paimaane Ko Itanii Hii De De Ke Ho Jaaaye Qasam......
- Bewafa waqat se wafa mange chhod e
Bewafa waqat se wafa mange, Chhod! e dost tu e kya mange ! Doston se......
- Qadeer saaqiiyaa chhod na khaalii mere
Qadeer saaqiiyaa chhoD na khaalii mere paimaane ko itanii hii de de ke ho jaaaye......
- Gar hosake to ishq jawani mein chhod
Gar hosake to ishq jawani mein chhod de kagaz ki nao ise paani mein chhod......