Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.
Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
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