Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh.

Servant picked phone.

Santa-memsab se baat karvao!

Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai.

Santa-par sahb to mein hoon

srvnt-ab mein kya karu?

Santa-maar de dono ko?

After killing.

srvnt-lasho ka kya karu?

Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja.

Srvnt-par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai

Santa:-oh sorry, wrong number. …