Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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- Karo pher say koi wada kabhi na
karo pher say koi wada kabhi na pher bicharnay ka tumhein kya farq parta hai......
- Santa was fucking a henhen puk
Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup......
- Teacher to santa where were you born
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa......
- Tourist whose skeleton is that santa
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To......
- A question from santa to bill
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is......
- Santa do you know english banta yes
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of......
- Mrs santa dont like to eat green
Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . .......
- Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take......
- Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me
Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz......
- Santa they were married for 25 years
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE......
- Why did santa throw the butter out
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see......
- Santa goes for a interview the post
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED......
- Santa 2 banta yar ye t0u morning
SanTA 2 BaNta YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?......
- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?......
- I never believed in santa claus because
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into......