Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf......
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone......
- Santa do you know english banta yes
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of......
- Mrs santa dont like to eat green
Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . .......
- Girl will u marry me santa
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti......
- Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite......
- Santa phoned his wife i am not
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of......
- Santa ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- Santa invested 2 lakhs in a
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What......
- Why did santa throw the butter out
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see......
- Santa mom last night when i opened
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.......
- Santa shouting 2 his gf quot
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U......
- Santa beer bar ch ro riha c bar
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki......
- Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko......
- Santa bhaisahab time kya hua man
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se......
- Santa ask banta why r u watching
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta......
- Santa to banta i dont have an
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy......
- Santa and banta went for a drive
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are......
- Santa quotgod if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".......
- Santa singh sent his bio data to
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.......
- Santa my dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:......
- Santa my mother in law was bitten by a
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That...
- Santa jab mai mar jaun to samne
Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa:......
- Santa why are you heating the knife
Santa: Why are you heating the knife. Banta: To do suicide. Santa: But why are......
- I never believed in santa claus because
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into......