‘Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao’
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- “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,
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- Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta......
- Banta name the 3 fastest means of
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- Santa do you know english banta yes
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of......
- Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite......
- Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai
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- Banta why is the police nicknamed
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- Banta tell me five ferroucious animals that
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of?? . . . .......
- Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
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- Santa 2 banta yar ye t0u morning
SanTA 2 BaNta YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?......
- Santa ask banta why r u watching
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta......
- Santa to banta i dont have an
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy......
- Santa and banta went for a drive
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are......
- Main jis ke dil ki kitab banta
Main Jis Ke Dil Ki Kitab Banta Main Jis Ki Chahat Ka Khawaab Banta Main......
- dil sheeshe se nhi banta agar
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- Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya......
- Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho......
- Santa 2 banta yar road cutting ki
Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . . Banta Kia ?......
- Santa was drawing money from atm banta
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line......
- Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?......
- Banta whats the difference between an oral
Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . .......
- Santa amp banta were arrested after raping
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- Santa and banta were walking suddenly
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- Banta why is the police nicknamed quotthe
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Pal-Pal Se Banta Hai Ehsaas Ehsaas Se Banta Hai Vishvaas Vishvaas Se Bante Hai Rishte,......
- Pal sa banta hai ehsah shsas vishvas
pal pal sa banta hai ‘EHSAH’, Shsas sa banta hai ‘VISHVAS’, Vishvas sa banta hai......
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.......
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Ustad student se:agr pakistan na banta toh kya hota. student"sir phir pak studies na parhani......
- Santa asked banta the full form of
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students…....
- Santa yaar banta doctor ne kaha hy
Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai.......
- Santa platfrom k side leta tha banta kya
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Sucite Banta-to beach me leto......
- Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag......
- Haqiqat k roup me khawab banta gaya
HaqiqAt k roup mE khAwAb bAntA gAyA, jAise jAise wo chEhrA KITAB bAntA gAyA UsNe......
- Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
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- Santa and banta were watching bungee jumping
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way.......
- Haqiqat ke roop me khuwab banta gaya
HAQIQAT ke Roop Me Khuwab banta gaya Jese Jese wo chehra Kitab Banta Gaya Us......
- Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag......
- Koi banta hai bewafa khud kisiko zamana
Koi Banta Hai Bewafa Khud Kisiko Zamana Bana Deta Hai Kisiko Banata Hai Majnu Yeh......
- Yun bekhabar kyun banta hai mehboob mera
Yun Bekhabar Kyun Banta Hai Mehboob Mera.. Deta Hai Ghaav Kai Gehre, Har Baar Mehboob......
- Kache dhago se nahi banta hai rishta
Kache Dhago Se Nahi Banta Hai Rishta Ye Pyar Ka Pyar To Ek Mehal Hai......
- Koi apna nahi banta labon pay naam
Koi Apna Nahi Banta Labon Pay Naam Rakhnay Say Dilon Main Yaad Karnay Say Har......
- Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta
Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta......
- Maghruri ka badal chhatne se aadmi banta
maghruri ka badal chhatne se aadmi aadmi banta hai doosro ko tavajjo dene vala hi......
- Saray azza hon ikhatay toa badan banta
Saray Azza Hon Ikhatay Toa Badan Banta Hai Phool Se Phool Milay Jab Toa Chaman......
- Yaha khamosh nazron ka nazaara kon banta
Yaha Khamosh Nazron Ka Nazaara Kon Banta Hai Boht Gahry Samundar Ka Kinara Kon Banta......
- Banta kya huaye mitti kyun khod raha hai
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me......
- Santa quotkitna padhey likhequalified hoquot banta
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…...
- Ek shaks naya doctor banta haidoctor hone
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor hone k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya.operati?n theater......
- Banta is crying loudly bantas brother asks
Banta is crying loudly. Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying? Banta: My mother died.......
- Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain
Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny......
- Logon sang tajurba apna bhii banta jaata
Logon Sang Tajurba Apna Bhii Banta Jaata Hain Duniya Kii Chahal- Pehal Mein Din Kat......
- Mushkil waqt main kaun kisika sahara banta
Mushkil Waqt Main Kaun Kisika Sahara Banta Hai *._.*GurIyA*._.* Sokhey Patto’n Ko To Darakht Bhi......
- Santa and banta r discussing santa
Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep.!!" Banta- "with......
- Pal se banta hai vishwas vishwas pyar
Pal Pal Se Banta Hai Vishwas, Vishwas Se Banta Hai Pyar Pyar Se Banta Hai......
- Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon......
- Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de......
- Santaaj party kis khusi mein bantaaaj mera
Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein. Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya. Santa:to kia hua. Banta:Shukr h......
- ap ko aur ap k ghar
{*%%%%%%%%*} Ap ko aur ap k ghar waloon ko meri tarf se |=–.._..-=-._. | !......
- Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha
me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo......
- Ek din ghar se nikale hum dil
Ek Din Ghar Se Nikale Hum Dil Me Kuch Aramaan The, Ek Taraf Thi Zopdiya......
- Mere ghar aao tum ye haq hai
Mere Ghar Aao Tum Ye Haq Hai Tumhaara Har Taraf Bikhri In Cheezon Ko Na......
- Hum to nikle hai ghar se ek
Hum To Nikle Hai Ghar Se Ek Dost Banane Ke Liye, Duniya Mein Ek Poodha......
- Jo ghar say jata hai ye keh
Jo ghar say jata hai Ye keh kar he jata hai Dekh mujh ko bhool......
- Me us ghar ko q sajaon jo
Me Us Ghar Ko Q Sajaon Jo Kal Kisi Or Ka Ho Jana Hy Sajaun......