Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
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- Santa had a dream in which someone
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- Translation from hindi to english khushi ke
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- Girl will u marry me santa
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- Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu
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- Ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata
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- Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA......
- Nurse came out with the newborn kid
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- Santa dials a number a girl receives
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta......
- Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de......
- Pappu while filling up a form what
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- Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped
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- Teacher what should be in a book
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- Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
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- A lady calls santa for repairing door
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- Lady to inspector santa my husband went
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t......
- Santa waiting at bus stop in uk
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor......
- Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne
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- Pappu was writing his fathers name on
Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What......
- An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:......
- Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake
Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla......
- Jeeto yelled at santa ure gonna b
Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you! Santa:......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Santa apni gf ko i love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar......
- Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke
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- Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya
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- Santa opened a petrol pump but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?......
- Ultimate answer while changing the job
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- Santas urine report got exchanged with a
Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, ‘you are......
- Santa was shopping in store salesman sir
Santa was shopping in store. Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator?......
- Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to
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- Santa goes 2 a petrol pump sees
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Donâ€t use Mobile Here, he Picks......
- Titanic was sinking an englishman asked santa
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land� Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman......
- Santa oye ladki dekh kitni sohni hai
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.......
- Santa found a cigarette in his daughters
Santa found a cigarette in his daughter’s room: ‘Ohh God! She smokes!!!’ Then he found......
- Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne
‘Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale......
- Santaaj party kis khusi mein bantaaaj mera
Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein. Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya. Santa:to kia hua. Banta:Shukr h......
- Santa dr saheb apne nurse bahut achi
Santa: Dr saheb apne Nurse bahut achi rakhi hai Uska Hath lagte hi maine teek......
- Wife aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai......
- Santa kal raat 3 ghante english picture
SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na......
- Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi......
- Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut......
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