Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
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- Sweater n garment worn by child when
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce...
- Sweater n garment worn by child when
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce...
- The prettiest dresses are worn to be
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. ~Jean Cocteau...
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Aaj … Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo… Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo…......
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When you have worn out your shoes, the strength of the shoe leather has passed......
- He who trailed his garment out of
he who trailed his garment out of pride,Allah would not look 2ward him on the......
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Aaj Do Sweater Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Pairon Mein Mojey Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Do......
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Pehan Lo Tum Sweater Tum Se Yehi Hai Hamari Guzarish, : Mubarak Ho Aap Sab......
- A Sardar garment shop.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear......
- Hadith he who trailed his garment out
HADITH: He Who Trailed His Garment Out of Pride, Allah Would Not Look Toward Him......
- Stretch pants the garment that made
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- Pathans wife bought a beautiful sweater 4
Pathan’s wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband… She sent it to him by......
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A Tired Morn, A Worn Tyre Travelled Far (Had Gazed On Stars) Ate Lunch But......
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All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful…, But, Only My Mom Is RIGHT !......
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Child Thanks to Mom:) – mom ♥ When you were 1yr, she fed you milk..You......
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U can tell a child is ?growin up? when he stops askin ?where he came......
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In a theater A Little Child with his Parents starts Crying loudly….. SARDAR in theater......
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As A Child Lays In Bed Her Innocence Still Intact. A Man Comes In And......
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Sobbed I Sobbed Like A Child Who Had Fallen For The First Time And Who’s......
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A Mother, Maybe 25. Child, Maybe 3. He Swings On Municipal Ground, As She Pulls......
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Like A Child I Am Standing Up Looking At The Giant Lake As It Crashes......
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There Is A Child Who Sits And Broods Over Her Inability To Age Tingling With......
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A child never seen his hips. once his teacher beat him on his Hips, He......
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Child Nurse se: Me Aap k pas so jaon Nurse: So jao Child: Me Apki......
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All Mothers think that their child is Beautiful…, . . . . . . But,......
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A child is born on that day and at that hour when the celestial rays......
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Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old,......
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All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of......
- A child can ask questions that a
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. ~Author Unknown...
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In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. ~Friedrich Nietzsche...
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A child who does not play is not a child, but the man who does......
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. ......
- Alas it is not the child but
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. ......
- There is only one pretty child in
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~Chinese......
- A wee child toddling in a wonder
A wee child toddling in a wonder world…. I prefer to their dogma my excursions......
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you......
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How, child, do I know where you’re headed? Because I’m there, and I can see......
- There is only one pretty child in
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~Chinese......
- I tell my child if seem obsessed
I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you’ve been, it......
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You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came......
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A child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his butts ,he came......
- having 1 child makes you a parent
-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree…....
- Having 1 child makes you a parent
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage......
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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop: Miss, will u marry me when......
- My dear child finally v got
My Dear Child! Finally V Got Independence 4 Our Nation 2day Sender: Quaid-e-Azam +923008000080 www.sms2friends.org......
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If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . .......
- Child laughs abt 400 times a day
Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day. But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,......
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Dere’s only 1 perfct CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it Dere’s only......
- A sardar had a child aftr 3
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth......
- Sulking like a wronged child i sit
Sulking Like A Wronged Child I Sit In A Pool Of My Own Blood. I......
- Life as a child is free and
Life As A Child Is Free And Wild There Are So Many Friends There Is......
- My child i8217m your mom drink me
My Child! I’m Your Mom! Drink Me Dry!! I,M Meant For Him And You! Don’t......
- As one child puts to sail his
As One Child Puts To Sail His Paper Boat Another Child Stamps His Feet On......
- I learned as a child that wisdom
I Learned As A Child That Wisdom And Knowledge Is Not Obtained Through How Many......
- Your dreams my child are hidden in
Your Dreams My Child Are Hidden In The Hands Of That Suspended Moon In The......
- A child stands on the plain of
A Child Stands On The Plain Of The Dead Mourning The Loss Of Blood Senselessly......
- A child uses its thumb 2 chew
A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign A......
- Child doctor sy kea drd k bagair b
Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k......
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The child was born,parents were blessedandi am so lucky to have uas my friend.Happy Birthday......
- I was a child whn 1stly prayed
i was a child whn i 1stly prayed tht ‘may i get magic stick,whch can......
- Invest in the future have a child
Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well. Anonymous...
- A child said to a pregnent lady
A child said to a pregnent lady: ye pait mein kia he? Lady: is mein......
- A child to zrdaari janab 15
A Child to Zrdaari Janab 15 Month se Hmary Schol mae Teacher Ni Aya Zrdaari:......
- Importance of thumb child use it
Importance of THUMB. Child use it as feeder. Illiterate people for stamp. Winners for victory.......
- Master g to child beta kun ro
Master g to child; beta kun ro rahe ho. bacha; master g school ki bell......
- An 0utstanding answer by a child when
An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There......
- Cute lines by a child 2 his
Cute lines by a child 2 his mother Mom u know what I love u......
- I feel like a lost child when
I feel like a lost child when you are not around me....
- If child labour is a crime
If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . .......
- Every child is an artist the problem
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we......
- A characteristic of the normal child is
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn’t act that way very often. ~Author......
- Nothings as mean giving a little child
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~Kin HubbardCUL...
- You send your child to the schoolmaster
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him. ~Ralph......
- Love is the child of illusion and
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Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to......
- The moment a child is born the
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. ......
- The tie which links mother and child
The tie which links mother and child is of such pure and immaculate strength as......
- Making the decision to have a child
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to......
- What a child doesnt receive he can
What a child doesn’t receive he can seldom later give. ~P.D. James, Time to Be......
- Television has changed a child from an
Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object. ~Author Unknown...
- Woman1our area is too dusty my child
Woman1:Our area is too dusty, my child is full of mud when he comes after......
- This poem written by an african child
This poem, written by an African child was nominated for the Best Poem of 2005.......
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Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child: . . . . . . . .......
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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?......
- The child was born parents were blessed
The child was born, parents were blessed and i am so lucky to have u......
- D child in a hurry askd sftly
D Child In A Hurry, Askd Sftly: Oh GOD,If Im Abt 2 Leave Nw Plz......
- Once great alexander saw a child playing
Once Great Alexander Saw A Child Playing With A Lion He Surrendered His Sword At......
- Nxt generation child wil sing in school
Nxt generation child wil sing in school Twinkle twinkle little star, I jus went 2......
- Loving healing words for your inner child
Loving Healing Words For Your Inner Child I Want You To Enjoy Your Entire Body,......
- Behold the mother with her newborn child
Behold The Mother With Her Newborn Child! An Icon Of A Hope That Never Dies.......
- Child 2 dentist doctor kya dard
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?......
- A small child papa ap kisi
A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he? Papa: Haan tumhari maa......
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The child was born, parents were blessed and i am so lucky to have u......
- Next generation child will sing twinkle
next generation child will sing : twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to royal......
- Child touching moms breast ya kya hai
Child Touching Mom’s Breast: ya kya hai? Mom: Baloons hen. Child: khala ka Baloons Barre......
- A cute sentence written by child
A cute sentence written by child over his math’s book ‘Dear, maths, please grow up......
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Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care......
- Teacher 2 child tum bohat badtamez ho
Teacher 2 chiLd: Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho btao kya saza doon tumhen. Child:......
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Ek Child ko Examz mein zero mila. Maa ne poocha: Ye kya Hai ?? Child......
- A little child born yesterday a thing
…a little child, born yesterday, A thing on mother’s milk and kisses fed… google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) ~"Hymn......
- Every child begins the world again henry
Every child begins the world again…. ~Henry David ThoreauCD...
- A little child born yesterday a thing
…a little child, born yesterday, A thing on mother’s milk and kisses fed… google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) ~"Hymn......
- A child is a curly dimpled lunatic
A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson...
- A child seldom needs a good talking
A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. ~Robert Brault,......
- Says the rude child 34no i wont
Says the rude child: "No, I won’t do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I......
- Memory is a child walking along seashore
Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble......
- The hardest part of raising a child
The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky......
- A child on a farm sees plane
A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway......
- The child offered the mothers breast will
The child, offered the mother’s breast, Will not in the beginning grab it; But soon......
- American child hello mister padri reply u
American child: hello mister padri reply: u can call me father my child bucha: acha......
- A small child wrote 2 santa claus
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send......
- Dedicated to child abuse physical emotional and
Dedicated To Child Abuse (Physical, Emotional, And Sexual) Victims. Loving My Self- A Wellspring Of......
- A small child papa aap kisi larkee
A small child: papa, aap kisi larkee ko pyar karte hain? Father: haan, tumhaare maan......
- child papa heart ki kitni tangien
*. .Child: Papa Heart ki kitni tangien hoti hen…? PAPA: Ek bhi nai Beta, Child:......
- Child papa anti ka pait q phula
CHILD: papa Anti ka pait Q phula hai papa: tuje sab pata hai CHILD: nhi......
- Child papa ammi ka pait itna q
Child: Papa ammi ka Pait itna q Phula hoa he Dad: Kameny tje sb Pta......
- Mother holds her child close feels pain
Mother Holds Her Child Close, Feels Her Pain And, Comforts Her, Encourages Her When, She......
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Boy+Girl= Love. Boy+Girl+Love= Marriage. Boy+Girl+Marriage= Child. Boy+Girl+Child= Family. Boy+Girl+Child+Family= Problem. But Boy+Boy=No Marrige. Boy+Boy=No Child.......
- Boyboyno marrige child family problem so east
Boy+Boy=No Marrige Boy+Boy=No Child Boy+Boy=No Family Boy+Boy=No Problem So, East or West Laundebaazi is the......
- Unmentionables those articles of ladies apparel
Unmentionables – those articles of ladies’ apparel that are never discussed in public, except in......
- I base most of my fashion sense
I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch. ~Gilda Radner...
- People seldom notice old clothes if you
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. ~Lee Mildon...
- When you cant do something truly useful
When you can’t do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy......
- I dont see how an article of
I don’t see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. ~Robert......
- Seldom do people discern eloquence under a
Seldom do people discern Eloquence under a threadbare cloak. ~Juvenal...
- I have a hankering to go back
I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties......
- I talk to him when im lonesome
I talk to him when I’m lonesome like; and I’m sure he understands. When he......
- A dress makes no sense unless it
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off......
- When in doubt wear red bill blass
When in doubt, wear red. ~Bill BlassOPV; rdqqjan2002...
- What a strange power there is in
What a strange power there is in clothing. ~Isaac Bashevis SingerOPV...
- There is much to support the view
There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and......
- Shopping tip you can get shoes for
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. ~Author Unknown...
- Every time a woman leaves off something
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man......
- Funny that a pair of really nice
Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads......
- Do men who have got all their
Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes......
- Stripped of the cunning artifices tailor and
Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of......
- Our clothes are too much a part
Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to......
- Why is it considered seductive for women
Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes? Wouldn’t it make more......
- I have heard with admiring submission the
I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the......
- Almost every man looks more so in
Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat. ~Sydney J. HarrisOPV...
- The dress must not hang on the
The dress must not hang on the body but follow its lines. It must accompany......
- Dress is at all times a frivolous
Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys......
- Every uniform corrupts ones character max frisch
Every uniform corrupts one’s character. ~Max FrischOPV...
- Fashion is like the id it makes
Fashion is like the id. It makes you desire things you shouldn’t. ~Bob MorrisOPV...
- Clothes are inevitable they nothing less than
Clothes are inevitable. They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible. ......
- On the subject of dress almost no
Dress has never been at all a straightforward business: so much subterranean interest and complex......
- Know first who you are and then
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly. ~EpictetusOPV...
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I don’t know who invented the high heel, but all men owe him a lot. ......
- One should either be a work of
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. ~Oscar......
- When i free my body from its
When I free my body from its clothes, from all their buttons, belts, and laces,......
- Its not what you wear its
It’s not what you wear – it’s how you take it off. ~Author Unknown...
- Fashion law if the shoe fits its
Fashion Law: If the shoe fits, it’s ugly. ~Author Unknown...
- Judging from the ugly and repugnant things
Judging from the ugly and repugnant things that are sometimes in vogue, it would seem......
- To be a fashionable woman is to
To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know......
- If i were a cat what would
If I were a cat, what would make me purr? A pair of really comfortable......
- His clothes fit him so ill and
His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather......
- She had the loaded handbag of someone
She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or......
- No one has ever had an idea
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- Your business clothes are naturally attracted to
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before......
- But i do mean to say have
But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same......
- Those who make their dress a principal
Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of......
- If honor be your clothing the suit
If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be......
- Be careless in your dress if you
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul. ~Mark Twain...
- Fashion can be bought style one must
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. ~Edna Woolman ChaseOPV...
- A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous
A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make......
- Brevity is the soul of lingerie dorothy
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. ~Dorothy Parker...
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Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse? ......
- Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide honor233
Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide. ~Honoré de BalzacOPV...
- I have often said that wish had
I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular,......
- You dont have to signal a social
You don’t have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump. Lace knickers......
- What a man most enjoys about womans
What a man most enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she......
- Those hot pants of hers were so
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. ~Benny Hill...
- Although a life long fashion dropout i have
Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper’s Bazaar while waiting......
- Never wear anything that panics the cat
Never wear anything that panics the cat. ~P.J. O’Rourke...