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We’re a compulsive but amiable crew, those of us who feel, or have felt, the…

You know you’re a nurse if… you triage the laundry when at home:  This pile…

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.  ~A.A. Latimer

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections,…

IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA…

At Starting Of Match: ‘Will SACHiN Get HUNDRED Today?’ .. .. . Two Hours After…

Na chupaana koi bat Dil mein ho agar, Rakhna thora bharosa ap hum par, Hum…

Sacchay dost khushyon main ‘Zeenat’ Aur Paraishaniyon main ‘Sahara’ hotay hain.. Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Select 1 No Then I will Tell You K Aapka Mind Kis Qisam ka Hai….

aya ha new year sab happy ho jao dear q k ho gi ab yaro…

Sardar: ye bakra Q zibah kia? ptahn: mannat mana tha wo poora ho gaya. Sardar:…

Judai Sy Marra wo b nahi Main b Nahi , Dono Insan hein Khuda wo…

Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… ….

Meri har khushi Tere Nam ho, Teri har Ghami Mere Nam ho, Meri chahton k…

‘E.I.D Cards 4U’ {*|””””””’ |*} {*| +”+,+”+,’ |*} {* {*| ‘+’ |*} {*| Mubarak *)…

Tu jahan bhi rahe kush rahe, Teri zindagi ke lamhe mein har pal nikhar aaye,…

A farewell is neccesary before we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or…

AAJ UDASS HON TO KISI NE BHI AWAZ NAHI DI faraz YE MATTI KE PUTLE…

HADITH: Offer some of your prayers (Nawafil) at home, and do not take your houses…

Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Tamashaei Hai Yeh Dunya Is Ke…

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty…

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa…

larkion k top 10 jhoot; 1. i miss u. 2. i m single 3. main…

Aik pathan Road pe potti ker raha tha Police ne usse pakar liua Jub usse…

Salon Baad Najane Kya Sama Ho Ga.. Hum Sab Dosto Me Se Najane Kon Kahan…

Yaad ban ke hansi teri . Hontho pe bhi aai….. Magar vo bekhabar … Saath…

Bohut bharosa na kar lena apni aakhon par, Dikhaayi deta hai jo kuchh who khwaab…

Dil Mein Dosti Ki Muskaan Banaye Rakhna, Kuch Na Ho To Bhi Yaadon Ko Sajaye…

Aye Pyar Tere Karne Per Maja Aaya, Magar Tujhe Pakar Maine Apna Banaya, Kya Maalum…

Ek Machar Ne Patlay Aadmi Ko Kata To Patlay Aadmi Ne Machar Ko Danta Machar…

Murjhaayaa Hooa Fool Hoo Khil Ke Dihoonga Karungaa Saakaar Me Ek Toote Hooe Khawab Ko…

Waqt Jaisy Gya Ho Thehr Lagta Hai Aik Qatra-E-Aab Bhi Mujhe Ab Zehr Lagta Hai…

Kehtey Hain Kee Aadmi Jab Aata Hain, Khaali Aur Jaata Hain Khaali, Kintu Aisa Nahin….

I Tried To Rescue You Since I Was In The Whirls Of Deep Water Still…

Nahi Jag Mein Maa Jaisa Duja Ye Baat Bhulao Na Mamta Mahima Ka Jeevan Mein…

Ghar Se Jo Niklaa Gungunata Huaa Chalaa Raste Mein Jo Milaa Haath Milata Huaa Chalaa…

Ek Ham The Jo Faqat Apni Naakaam Se Mohobbat Ko Rote The, Per Eise Soorma…

Tumko To Elm Bhi Naa Hoga, Ye Tera Kaun Deewana Hai Kiske Dil Ki Karaah…

Jis Keh Peche Itna Tarpee Mein Jis Keh Peche Itna Tarpee Mein, Ussne Aik Baar…

You Feel The World’s Against You Your Car Has Broken Down Way Out There In…

Ham To Aaye The Apne Gamo Ko Halka Karne Magar Ye Kya Ham To Be…

Dhadkan Saath Chod Gayi Nabz Bhi Tham Gayi. Kabar Mein Dafna Gaye Log.Magar Aankh Khuli…

Apna pan bhi is begana pan mein hai sara aalam ek dewane pan me hai…

Tut Gaye Shishe Se Bhi Batar, Sambhalon Humein Reh Gaye Hum Kanch Ke Hazaron Tukde…

Kabhi To Suraj Niklega Kabhi To Roshni Hogi Mere Andhiyare Jeevan Mein Kushyiaon Ki Dhoop…

Meri Her Shayri Tere Jajbaat Se Achi Hogi Meri Her Raat Teri Suhagraat Se Achi…

Tu Shama Hoti Main Parwana Hota Na Tu Coaching Jati Na Main Deewana Hota

Main Nay Chaha Tujhay Eid Pay Kuch Paish Kroon Jis Main Ehsaas Kay Sub Rang…

Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , , , , is QADAR teri yad…

Mana k boht si sms sites hain meri jan laikin sms2friends k hai alag aik…

A sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them Some1 asked…

Lete hoe aksar yeh sochta hon PAPPu… . . . . . . . ….

I bet when u read this msg full, u will definitely smile. gara gaqa kha…

You can never predict when that unknown torpedo will come out of the dark and…

Law of Window Cleaning:  It’s on the other side.  ~Author Unknown

No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.  ~Abraham LincolnGCLE

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.  ~Mark Twain

Nothing interferes with my concentration.  You could put on an orgy in my office and…

Courage is a peculiar kind of fear.  ~Charles Kennedy

Mare janaze mai sara sher nikla, Per woh na nikla jis k lye mera Janaza…

Khatt k tukrray hain Dast_e_Qasid main,, Wah!!! ek K 100 Jawab laYa ha…!

“TUM KHAFA Q HÖ?” Tumhen Mujse Gila Kiya Hy? Achank Be Rukhi Itni, Bataö Tö…

Nikal hi aati hai kahen na kahen se gunjaish… Koi b pyar kisi ka akhri…

Mehfal_e_Shaam_e_Ghareeb’an k Charagho0n ka Dho0’aan..! Maqtal_e_Ishq_0_Jalo0s_e_Gham_e_Ayaam k Naam..! Shorash_e_kunj_e_Qafas Nazar_e_shaheedan_e_wafa..! Subh_e_Ezaaz ki Saa’at Shab_e_Ilzaam k…

umre rafta tujhe guzaar diya hum ne ye baar bhi utaar diya hum ne sikhlaaya…

Allah Almighty Welcome to the Great Physician’s Office hours are as you come, He’s a…

To-day I saw an item, quite by chance, That robbed me of my pitiful poor…

PAS Aao, Ik Ilteja sun lo. Pyar Ha Be-Panah sun lo Ek Tumhi ko Khud…

Wahmay Saray tery apnay hain hum kahan tuj ko bhool saktay hain meri Aankhoo mai…

ROONA BHI JO CHAHAIN TO WOOH ROONE NAHIN DETA WOH SHAKHS TO PALKEN BHI BHIGHONE…

Hum apne aap par gurur nahi karte, kisi ko chahne ke liye mazboor nahi karte,…

‘NICKNAMES bring frnds closer’ So send me a cute nickname perfectly matching with my personalty…

Kisi Se Itna Door Zaroor Jao K Usay Tumhari Kami Ka Ehsaas Ho Sakay…Na K…

Kitnay gharoor mai hai wo mujhe tanha chor k ~FARAZ~ Unhein maloom nahì meray aansu…

Na din acha hai, na hal acha hai Na din acha hai, na hal acha…

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Ashkon Se Dil Pe Likha Tera Naam Hai Mithaya Roshni Mile Mujhe Waisa Pyar Ka…

Kis Se Puuchhen Ham Ne Kahaan Wo Cheharaa-E-Roshan Dekhaa Hai Mehfil Mehfil Dhuundh Chuke Hain…

Der Raat Ko Tera Aana Aake Kuchh Meethi Baate Kah Jana Phir Sath Mein Khil-Khilana…

Aa Gayi Wo Meri Ankhon Mein Nikal Ke Taron Ke Aut Se Layi Hai Chandni…

On Your Wedding Day, You Leave Me Astray. Standing Alone On The Windy Shore, I…

Ab Achha Hi Nahi Lagta Kissi Ko Kissi Se Milaana Kioon Keh Chhor Diya Ab…

In Andheri Raaton Me Hume Tum Awaaz Mat Do Khawab Me Aane Ka Hume Tum…

Dard Chahat Ke Jab Hamein Jagane Lagte Hai Sab He Mherbaan Hamein Yaad Aane Lagte…

Gar Gar Tab Tak Iraade Na Badle Tere Mai Aaunga Phir Tera Hausla Barhane, Ye…

Yeh Ruki Ruki Baatein Yeh Todi Todi Chahatein Yeh Majboori Yeh Doori Yeh Dil Lagi…

The “Walk of Shame” . . When you have to put something back in a…

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned…