Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho, Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai…
The Shortest Distance between
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees…
(Hazrat Ali)
IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB…
If you love somebody,
“If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If…
Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain,
Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain, Aansuoo Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain, Kya Bala Hai…
Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate…
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE :…
khidki band, hawa band
khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rathi. Khidki khuli thi, hawa aa rahi, Khidki khuli thi,…
Khuda kasam Shayari ki khatam
Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam Wah Wah Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam Wah…
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake) teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :-…
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg Dr: aur chasme k…
Pakistan ki national game kiya hai?
Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo…
Feel hota hai
Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sade hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue am,Circus…
like Boiled Egg,
like Boiled Egg, Because It is Boneless.. & I like you, Because You are BrainleSs…
Which has many layers in it
Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste…
Ways to break mirror:
3 Ways to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just…
Banta: What’s he studying
Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school. Banta: What’s he studying? Santa:…
To become your enemy
Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single…
Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha
Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha Ab…
Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti
Ek din SARDAR ne bahut sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut socha… Kya socha?.. Kaash !…
Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE”
Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE” thats “sign of distance.. But wen we say…
Interviewer to Sardar:
Interviewer to Sardar: Just Imagine u r on 7th floor and building caught fire. How…
GOODNIGHT”
In our life, 6 things can come at any time: 1:-Love 2:-Friendship 3:-Money 4:-Death 5:-Illness…
Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he?
1 Person asks 2 Another Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he? Second person replies, Pata…
Tare asman me chamkte hai
Tare asman me chamkte hai Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai Hum bhi…
one day Love and friendship met.
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?…
chand kahon to chup jao
chand kahon to chup jao gy khawab kahon to tot jao gy dost kahon to…
A sardar proposed a Girl
A sardar proposed a Girl with romantic mood, He said…. Kuta mar gaya razai main…
Mai Tujse Ek Armaan Mangta Hun
Mai Tujse Ek Armaan Mangta Hun Tujse Apni Jaan Mangta Hun Tu So Jayegi Mobile…
Sandal Nikalu Kya?
Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya? Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi…
Then Why R U Late?
AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following…
Ja Ander Se Calculator La
Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe ,…
A Policeman Asks His Son
A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna…
Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga
Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahi… To… Bachay Kehtay Hain… Soo…
Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…
Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli…
Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery
Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk…
Hot-Sex SMS# 580
There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face ……
A Teacher Ask
A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet…
May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko
Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon??? Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy…
Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!
A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar…
Love Is A Gambling
Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10…
Aik Lerka Lerki Say:
Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo…
Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To…
Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain
Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain
Man: Kiss Karun?
Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi. Man: Boob Dabaun.? Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.? Man:…
The Music Stops.
Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The…
First Ten Will Get Twins
SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby HURRY UP First…
And Like ME
Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For…
3 Facts Of Life:
3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi…
Kiss Is Key Of Love.
Kiss Is Key Of Love. Love Is Lock Marriege. Marriege Is Box Of Children. So…
Give Me A Kiss, & 2 That Kiss A Score
Give Me A Kiss, & 2 That Kiss A Score Then 2 That Twenty Add…
I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes
I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes And Never Look Away I Want You To…
One Kiss From U, & Suddenly I See The World Laid Out In Front Of
One Kiss From U, & Suddenly I See The World Laid Out In Front Of…
There Are Tulips In My Garden
There Are Tulips In My Garden There Are Tulips In The Park But Nothing Is…
Lo Sms Hamara Aa Gaya
Pani Ka Aik Katra Sa Palkon Pay Chaa Gaya Yun Mousam Haal-E-Dil Aap Ka Hamein…
Hamri Yaad Dilati Hai
Miss Call Ik Masti Hai Ye Sms Say Ziada Sasti Ha Neend Ko Bhgati Hai…
Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?
Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know…
kaun mire jaaduu se bach kar jaa saktaa hai!
Aaiinaa huuN, sab ke chehre dekh rahaa huuN Khvaab-nagar hai aaNkheN khole dekh rahaa huuN…
Meri judaai use bhi yuhi rulati hogi..!!…
KABHI USSAY BHI MERI YAD AATI HOGI… Kabhi usse bhi meri yaad satati hogi, Apni…
Jo Chiraagh Bujh Chukey Hein Ab Kya Unhey Jalaana
Aey Sarab Hasraton Ke Zara Baat Suntey Jaana Jo Choor Choor Ho Pehley Usey Aur…
khata kisi ki ho lekin saza kisi ko miley
ajeeb tarha sy socha hai zindagi k liye key zakham zakham mai khilta hon main…
Zara si thees lagti hey zara sa toot jata hey
Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hey Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh…
KAHIN MILEY TO US SEY YEH KEHNA …
Kahin miley to us sey yeh kehna … K tanha savan bita chooka hoon Main…
mera jee keh ker pachtaya or phir kehna bhool gaya
Nagri nagri phira musafir Gher ka raasta bhool gaya kia hey tera kia hey mera…
Meray MOULA Ka WASI Joonhi Ishara hoga
Uski Aakhon me Mohabbat ka Sitara Hoga Ek Din Aaye ga wo Shaks Humara Hoga….!…
Chlo hath ki lakeeren mita ker daikhtay hain!
CkLO Khuwab aankhon main saja ker daikhtay hain,hlo Chalo hum kisi ko apna bana ker…
Aana paye the tum to khudaar tha main bhi
Aaj udhas hoon to zamana mujhey phochne aya .. Magar Jis pe tha sadiyon ka…
Agar Mujhsey Mohabbat hey …
Agar Mujhsey Mohabbat Hey Mujhey Sab Apney Gham De Do In Aankhoun Kaa Har Ik…
Shikayat nahi hai koi Zindagi se…
Yeh sheeshe yeh sapne yeh rishte yeh dhaage Kisse kya khabar hai kahan toot jayen…
Mere ek-ek ansoo ka hisab dena hoga
Mere ek-ek ansoo ka hisab dena hoga Aye sangdil tujhko bhi meri tarha rona hoga…
PEHLOO MEIN KISI K MERI KAINAT HOGI
Teri baraat hogi mera janaaza hoga chaar aadmi tere sath hongey chaar aadmi mere sath…
Bula raha hai koi bam se utr k mujhe
Kisi kali nay na dekha aankh bher k mujhe Guzer gaye jers-e-gul udas ker k…
Abb mera sirf tumse hai aik taqaza
Iss jurm-e-mohabat ki kuch tou mujhe saza de Jeeny nahi dety tou merny ki dua…
MUJHE AB ALVIDA KEHDO..
MUJHE AB ALVIDA KEHDO.. Ab wakt-e-judai hai mujhay ab alwida kah do Ab phir wo…
Meri ye be-waja aadat chura do phir chali jana
Sakoot-e-jaan ka matlab batado phir chalay jana Ya phir sargoshian dil ki suna do phir…
usey bolna or hansna sikhadya
bey-maqsad zindagi … mainey jisey naam zindagi ka diya aaj usney mujhey benaam kardya mainey…