politics sms

Government is like a baby.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end…

politics sms

A good leader is a person

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of…

politics sms

when doing their jobs right.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

politics sms

Politics is the gentle art

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from…

Punjabi SMS

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

politics sms

Some men change their party

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles…

politics sms

I offer my opponents a bargain:

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I…

politics sms

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of…

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Politics, it seems to me,

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with…

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The word ‘politics’

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’,…

politics sms

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,…

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Bad officials

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

politics sms

I don’t make jokes.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

politics sms

but your friends will kill you.

In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

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A promising young man

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising…

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it…

politics sms

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo…

politics sms

Musharaf has been given

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been…

politics sms

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen…

politics sms

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf…

politics sms

Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy…

politics sms

1 Anokhi Dua

1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se…

politics sms

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay…

politics sms

Asif zardari and coca cola

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or…

Islamic SMS

NAMAZ Kia hai?

NAMAZ Kia hai? . N=Nekion mai izafa . A=Aakhirat mai nijaat . M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki…

Islamic SMS

The most beautiful word is ALLAH,

The most beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ,…

Islamic SMS

I ask Allah 2 make u happy,

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every…

Islamic SMS

The Shortest Distance between

The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees…

Islamic SMS

Verily, Allah does not look towards

Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks…

Islamic SMS

Allahs blessings are a treasure so true,

Allahs blessings are a treasure so true, that their value cannot be measured, and one…

Islamic SMS

Pay attention to Allah

Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”

Islamic SMS

Make sure your food is good

Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will…

Islamic SMS

“The thing that weighs most heavily

“The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good…

Islamic SMS

When you are in trouble,

When you are in trouble, don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem” instead say,”Hey…

Islamic SMS

Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,

Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat…

Islamic SMS

Next to the heart to be loved…

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked…

Islamic SMS

ever a weakness that He can’t fill,

ever a weakness that He can’t fill, Never a sickness that He can’t heal, Never…

Islamic SMS

Pray to Allah Almighty,

Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side,…

Islamic SMS

In God”s eyes, Love is never absent.

In God”s eyes, Love is never absent. In God”s heart, forgiveness is never impossible. In…

Islamic SMS

Peaceful Night

Flowerful Morning . . . Colourful Noon . . . Joyful Evening . . ….

Islamic SMS

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat, Namazon ka rakhna sath, Manwa laina rab say her bat,…

Islamic SMS

1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost

1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost Don’t worry about…

Islamic SMS

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say

Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath “NAYA…

Islamic SMS

jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai”

1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey…

Islamic SMS

NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya:

NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya: “libas ki sadgi iman ki alamaton main se aik alamat…

Islamic SMS

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,

Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe…

Islamic SMS

Aqwal-e-zareen

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai [HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)] Chand k baghair…

Islamic SMS

guided by Allah

If you will carry on the way guided by human, you will find a HOPELESS…

Islamic SMS

k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai.

Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai. Main…

Islamic SMS

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho,

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho, Bul-k momin wo hay jis ki tanhai…

Islamic SMS

Soorah & their effectiveness

Surat Fatiha Allah k ghazab se bachati hay, Surah Yaseen Qayamat k din piyaas se,…

Islamic SMS

Tumhare behtareen loog

1-Tumhare behtareen loog wo hain jo tum me achay ikhlaq k malik hain. (MUSLIM BUKHARI)

ENGLISH SMS

If I could have ,

If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound…

ENGLISH SMS

A simple “HI”

[[]] [[]] (”V”) [[]]====[[]] ’V’ [[]]====[[]] [[]] [[]] [[]] [[]] A simple “HI” 2 Make…

ENGLISH SMS

Treat everyone with politeness.

Treat everyone with politeness. Even those who r rude to u. Not because they r…

ENGLISH SMS

Please remind me to remind you

Please remind me to remind you about reminding Me to send you this reminder that…

ENGLISH SMS

who cares the best…

Love isn’t about… whom you have known the longest… who comes first… or who cares…

Dard SMS

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum

Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki…

Dard SMS

Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai.

Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein, Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya…

Dard SMS

Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai

Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai Uss yaad mein ussi ka naam hai Jiska deedar…

Dard SMS

Bheer mein bhi tanha hoon main.

Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai, Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati hai, Uske…

Dard SMS

being loved is secure

To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is…

Dard SMS

Raah mein bane jab musaafir

Har taraf gehrai hai kinara nazar nahi aata Raah mein bane jab musaafir toh koi…

Dard SMS

Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…

Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhara naam kya…

Dard SMS

jo bina dil-walon se dil laga baithe

Anjane mein hum apna dil gawa baithe iss pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse…

Dard SMS

Anjane mein hum apna dil gawa baithe

Anjane mein hum apna dil gawa baithe iss pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse…

ENGLISH SMS

I opened up a box one day

I opened up a box one day What treasures did i find, Letters and some…

ENGLISH SMS

Best friends are the people worth living for.

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but…

ENGLISH SMS

whom you have known the longest…

Love isn’t about… whom you have known the longest… who comes first… or who cares…

ENGLISH SMS

one of them is me,

If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if one person cares…

ENGLISH SMS

Can I call you mine?

Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget…

ENGLISH SMS

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,

Every tear is a sign of brokenness, Every silence is sign of lonliness, Every smile…

ENGLISH SMS

To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough,

To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is…

ENGLISH SMS

Difficult to tell what loving is like

Difficult to tell what loving is like Impossible to tell what missing is like May…

Joke SMS

aur agar sada muskurana ho to,

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,…

Joke SMS

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare….

Joke SMS

apko SMS kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya…

Joke SMS

Son: Dad 5-5, how much?

Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get…

Joke SMS

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they…

Joke SMS

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad…

Joke SMS

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte…

Joke SMS

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana…

Joke SMS

Wife: There is an earthquake ,

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do…

Joke SMS

Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal…

Joke SMS

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare…

Joke SMS

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein…

Joke SMS

Advantages of a House Wife:

Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of…

Joke SMS

I close my eyes.

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably…