: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan…
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua.
Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash…
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case….
App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :…
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride,
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you…
I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer,…
!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!
Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did…
I Love U sister….
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the…
ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe…
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya…
: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Santa : Not really, but I…
A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes…
Teacher to Santa :
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta…
Es line ki english banao,
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta…
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm…
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives…
Sardar told his servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining….
Sardar and Postman
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar :…
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you…
A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars…
Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning….
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know…
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases…
Million soldiers to protect a country,
It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, But…
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if…
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess…
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he…
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya…
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out…
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he…
Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita…
He just bought a camera
Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of…
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They’re there for those…
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train…
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
Why couldn’t the Sardar write the number “eleven”? He didn’t know which “one” came first…
A Sardar garment shop.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear…
agar aapko garam hua toh
Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge….
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…
Band master :
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss…
Sardar watching star tv
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee…
“Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly…
Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
– Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? – Because below 18 was not…
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
Sardars are in a railway station.
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the…
What do smart Sardars
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them…
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U…
Sardarji’s intelligence?
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Why does Sardar
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being…
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because…
Sardarji to doctor
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your…
“Don’t call me now”.
Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji…
please give me a fancy number!!!
Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam,…
A two seater plane
A two seater plane crashed at a graveyard at Punjab. Locals found 500 dead bodies…
Tonight is final match
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will…
“Any great man born in this village?”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar:…
While in a drug store
While in a drug store Sardar :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk :…
TEACHAR AND SARDAR
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told…
“Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha…
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar?
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing…
Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap…
Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – –…
Mr.Inside Mr.Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting…
SARDAR:I THINK……(KILLED)
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T…
Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne…
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?…
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de…
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’…
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne…
“I MISS YOU”
Sardarji got a SMS from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU” Socho sardarji ne kya…
Dwight Morrow
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents…
Benazir aae gi,
Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan…
Character Actor:Musharraf
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”, Directed by…
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion…
become lovers of wisdom.
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold…
Those who are too smart
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by…
The one that”s out always looks the best.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that…
Government is like a baby.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end…
A good leader is a person
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of…
when doing their jobs right.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Politics is the gentle art
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from…
The flood of money
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
Some men change their party
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles…
I offer my opponents a bargain:
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I…
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of…