| ♥ Laws Of Life :p ♥ |

1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone

2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire

5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings

6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with

7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will

8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last

10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss wi…