1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye,
Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha
Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj Sham Tum Mujh Pe Karo Gey
Waiter : No Problem, Jab Aap Aayen Ge To Aap Ko
Fine Service Miley Gi
Sahab Ne Kaha : Nai Dear,
Sham Ko Jab Meri Wife Aur Saas Mere Saath
Aaen To Humein Jaga Hi Na Mile . .
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