7 use ful tips 4 employees for success and survival in the best way:
1: bane raho pagla, kaam karaga agla.
2: bane raho lull, salary milage full.
3: jisne lee tention, uskee wife ko mil gae pension.
4: kaam se daro nahi par kaam koe karoo nahi.
5: kaam karoo ya na karo, kaam ke fikar zaroor karo.
6: kaam kee fikar karoo ya na karoo, par boss se fikar ka zikar zaroor karo.
7: jo kaam karee usko unglee karoo, aur jo na karee uskee chuglee karoo.. 🙂
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