Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then
Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?
Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Princeâ€
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