samandr k kinare betha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge.
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- Wo bathroom main betha kisi se 1lota
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- Mein chup kay betha hoon kouney mujhay
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- Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera
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- Akhrat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz
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- Barishbarsaat main jabbarish hoti thihum park betha
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- Pathan washroom main betha thasamney likha thapaani
Pathan washroom main betha tha.Samney likha thaPaani ka zeyaada istmaal karien.Pathan 3 lottay pani pee......
- Aeroplane aik pathan betha aeroplane main air
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- Jee karta hai ki teri nili aankhon
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- 2 choohay darakht pe bethay thay
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- Main zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha
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- Just imagine for a while youre a
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- Gabbar buhat yarana lagta hai kalia
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- Kyun tatti krti hai lende pe tu
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- A lion was getting married at
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- us ne kaha muje muhbt ki
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- Boy papa me apni girl frnd
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- Larki ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy
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- Larki baba g dua karein meri kisi
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