On a Cigarette shop
board.
‘A man who loves a
girl truely,will one
day love me too.’ 😉
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‘!”!__!”!.*.*. ! APPY !.*.*.* !__!”!__!.*.*. *.*.*.Bila Waja Day.*.*.*...
- Sheikh ka beta abba 2 rupees do
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Ikk taaraf Dengue tay ikk taraaf Wapda..: Koi Kapry Pan Nai Dainda te koi kapry......
- Girlfrnd boyfriend in park promise karo
GirlFrnd & boyfriend in park: Promise Karo K MujH Kabhi Touch oR Kiss K Liye......
- Ab to macher bi hum se badmash
Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna......
- Sir woh kaun hai jisne apna pehla
Sir: Woh Kaun Hai Jisne Apna Pehla Kadam Chand Par Rakha? Student: Neil Armstrong Sir......
- 1 african apni famly k sath jungle
1 African apni famly k sath Jungle mein rehta tha, 1 din usay Jungle se......
- Question nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani
Question: Nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiye? Sochen… ? SOAP ? Shampoo OIL Paani......
- Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho
Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
- Ek admi bakriyan chara rha tha
Ek Admi bakriyan chara rha tha Mitho0:ye bakrian kahan le ja rhe ho? Admi guse......
- Bf baby what r u doing
BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep......
- Mezban kia apke liye kaddo sharif pakwa
Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon? MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KADDO SHARIF......